mY strUggle

Dis is da liFe

i RUN TO ZAYN PAST THE MOUNTAIN AND THREW THE DESERT HERDLING THE ROPES OF MY liFE!

omg i see his amaZayn quiff with his green streak and melt into the hot ground. dis is it, it is all meh. 

"zayn.", i grab his muscular arm as i walk into the tattoo parlor. 

"water you doing? 

"im getting the roller coaster that is life for my new tattoo. aha :)" 

"lets have sexual.", i huskily whisper with sexuality in my voice

i am so hot

he nods and we get down into a nice deep sexy kind of way, ouch he is so hot i burnt my finger on his chest. 

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i put back on my clothes and gallop to liam house. 

"liam marry me.", i order being sassy 

"of course! whatever you say!", his puppy face smiles.

"nevermind. i hate you, i am done with one direction. i have sexed you all. i need someone new."

"oh of course. do you want me to carry you somewher."

"stop youre embarrasing."

"oh ok. have a lovely day

i skip away into the rainbow of love and zink to meself. 

i have finished the one direction

i have sucked all of their capital D

that means they are one dick. 

who do i go to now.

i must go to........

simon cowell. 

he may be old but i am going to go visit him when he was a sexy 19 year old hotty. 

olalala

i am so excited

and now i will use the.......

FORCE

author's note~

to be honest this was a horrible chapter. oh my gosh thank you everyone for reading:) if you guys would like to contribute to the story just message me or direct message me on my twitter 

@narry09 

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