Chappie 11
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Zerefu's POV
"Is this the lucky girl???" tanong ni BONXAII THE FAT LOVE EXPERT *confetti*.... habang nakatitig kami kay Stacey the gurl.
Napatingin din siya sakin, then I looked away and blushed ( ~///////~)
"Yep."
"Well, maganda naman siya if inayusan......" bulong ni BONXAII THE FAT LOVE EXPERT *confetti*
"It's not just that....she's smart, kind, funny.......everything I look for in a PERFECT GIRL..."
Bigla naman kumanta tong si BONXAII THE FAT LOVE EXPERT *sabog confetti*: "Beeeee myyyyyy laydeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
Kumanta na din ako: "TUUUUUBIG AT LANGIIIIIIIIIIS"
"Ah alam ko na, tip#1, aayusan ko siya sa parlor ko." Sabi nitong si BONXAII THE FAT LOVE EXPERT *confetti*
Napatayo ako, "NOOO! I love her how she just is!! She's perfect the way she is!!! She's PERFECT..... PERFECT FOR ME!!!" Biglang napatahimik yung buong cafeteria. I looked around, lahat ng babae stared at me wide-eyed!! Parang ganito -- (O.O)
Oh no!!!! "BONXAII THE FAT LOVE EXPERT with confetti!!! RUN!!" sigaw ko. Nakuuu!! Maghihimagsikan mga fangirls ko sa SHAW!!!!!
Tumakbo kami and ended up sa comfort room. Kaming dalawa lang yung tao. Tapos biglang may pumasok. Makapal na salamin, braces, at NASA shirt?? What the juice??? Baduyyyy!!!! WALANG KAFASHION-FASHION!!! Tumingin na lang ako sa salamin. Ha, ang pogi ko talaga. AKO NA ATA ANG PINAKAPOGING NILALANG SA BUONG MUNDO!!! No wonder all those girls are after me!!!
"Hi, Bonx," sabi netong NERDY BOY.
"Who the FREAKIN' are you???" sigaw ko
"Um, who the freakin are you???" SIGAW NAMAN NIYA!! WHOA!!!
"I asked you first!!"
"I asked you second!!!"
Biglang sabi ni BONXAII THE FAT LOVE EXPERT: "Uhmmm he's ZEREFU FALCON, captain of the football team, campus heartthrob, PART-TIME MODEL!!!"
"oh. I'm Mars, I'm new."
"What do you want?!?!" sigaw ko. NAKAKA-IRITA NA KASI. NERDY BOY PERO GANIYAN UGALI?????? UM EXCUSE ME!!!!!!!!
"I WANT TO POOP HERE. WHENEVER I WANT, FOR AS LONG AS I WANT."
"Listen mars, let me tell you how things work around here in Metro Manila Highschool College Senior Integrated, or MMHCSI."
"I ALREADY KNOW HOW THINGS WORK AROUND HERE IN Metro Manila Highschool College Senior Integrated, or MMHCSI!!!!!!!!"
"Oh yeah???? Who told you???"
"Daniella de Vera told me!!!"
"THAT'S MY GIRLFRIEND, YOU B%$#&!!!!!"
