Bill POV
"Today's the day! Today's the day!" I kept chanting running around getting ready to meet Mabel Pines. (In this fanfic Gideon never made a deal with Bill so Mabel and Bill never met but Bill kept an eye on her and wanted to visit her in human form) I teleport to the outside of the mystery shack. Dang it. It's raining I make an umbrella appear and open the door (it's open that day) I walk around (Bill is 13 in human form same as Mabel) and find Mabel I don't talk because she can do the work like who can resist me? I stand close to Mabel looking at the fake things near her. I look at her she's smiling and waving. I do the same wave and smile.
Mabel POV
EEK! I see a cutie at the mystery shack! He looks at me I smile and wave he does too. Dipper drags me too his side. "Mabel please tell me that's not your new crush of the week!" "No promises." I walk over to the mysterious blonde guy with an eyepatch. "Hey take off the eyepatch no need to be shy!" I reach over to take it off. He backs away "n-no I really need it!" "Why?" "Reasons Mabel reasons." He pats my shoulder. "Okay?" "So Mabel when are you off from work?" "Me? Really? Wow! Wow! Oh um let me think... I'm off at 7:13!" "Okay can I come over at the time?" "Hmm... sure I guess!" "Okay cool 7:13! Bye Mabel!" "By- WAIT what's your name?" He stuttered a bit "m-m-my name? Okay my name is... Bill!" "Okay bye Bill!"
Bill POV
When I was back at the dreamscape I got my dolls out to pass time. I grabbed a mystery shack and grabbed me and Mabel. "Hi Bill your so cute I love you lets kiss!" "OKAY!" I push there faces together. "Mwah mwah mwah mwah!" I put the dolls away. 7:12 really? I teleport to the mystery shack and knock. 7:13 Dipper opens the door instead of Mabel "oh look it's Mabel's crush of the week!" Dipper laughs. "Hey Dipper don't laugh at me I'm more powerful than you think!" When I said that things started flying up and the ground started shaking oops. "W-whats going on?" Dipper is so confused. When everything goes down he slams the door "don't come back wierdo!" I sit outside and start singing.
[Verse 1:]
"Can't keep my hands to myself
No matter how hard I'm trying to
I want you all to myself
Your metaphorical gin and juice
So come on, give me a taste
Of what it's like to be next to you
Won't let one drop go to waste
Your metaphorical gin and juice
[Pre-chorus:]
Oh, 'cause all of the downs and the uppers
Keep making love to each other
And I'm trying, trying, I'm trying, trying
All of the downs and the uppers
Keep making love to each other
And I'm trying, trying, I'm trying
[Chorus 2x:]
Can't keep my hands to myself
My hands to myself
[Verse 2:]
The doctors say you're no good
But people say what they wanna say
And you should know if I could
I'd breathe you in every single day
[Pre-chorus:]
Oh, 'cause all of the downs and the uppers
Keep making love to each other
And I'm trying, trying, I'm trying, trying
All of the downs and the uppers
Keep making love to each other
And I'm trying, trying, I'm trying
[Chorus 2x:]
Can't keep my hands to myself
My hands to myself
[Bridge:]
Can't keep my hands to myself
I want it all, no, nothing else
Can't keep my hands to myself
Give me your all and nothing else
Oh, I, I want it all
I want it all
I want it all, ooh
Can't keep my hands to myself
I mean, I could but why would I want to?
My hands to myself
Can't keep my hands to myself
My hands to myself
Can't keep, keep my hands to myself
I want it all, no, nothing else
Can't keep my hands to myself
Give me your all and nothing else
Can't keep my hands to myself"
"Hey I like your song!" I jump up and scream "WHAT?!" "So Dipper locked you out?" "Yeah and he said I'm your crush of the week...?" I smile "so ya like me?" "Uh...er...um...I d-" "Don't worry I like you to!" I kiss her cheek and she blushes and she hugs me. "I do like you." She says.
Dipper POV
Something is up with Mabel's new crush of the week.
"I'm not a fan of puppeteers,
But I've a nagging fear,
Someone else is pulling at the strings.
Something terrible is going down,
Through the entire town,
Wreaking anarchy and all that it brings!
I can't sit idly,
No I can't move at all!
I curse the name,
The one behind it all!
Discord, I'm howling at the moon,
And sleeping in the middle
Of a summer afternoon!
Discord, whatever did we do
To make you take our world away?
Discord, are we your prey alone,
Or are we just a stepping stone
For taking back the throne?
Discord, we won't take it any more,
So take your tyranny away!
Disco-o-o-o-rd
Disco-o-o-o-rd
I'm fine with changing status quo,
But not in letting go,
Now the world is being torn apart!
A terrible catastrophe,
Played by a symphony,
What a terrifying work of art!
I can't sit idly,
No, I can't move at all!
I curse the name,
The one behind it all!
Discord, I'm howling at the moon,
And sleeping in the middle
Of a summer afternoon!
Discord, whatever did we do
To make you take our world away?
Discord, are we your prey alone,
Or are we just a stepping stone
For taking back the throne?
Discord, we won't take it any more,
So take your tyranny away!
Disco-o-o-o-rd [x8]
Discord, I'm howling at the moon,
And sleeping in the middle
Of a summer afternoon!
Discord, whatever did we do
To make you take our world away?
Discord, are we your prey alone,
Or are we just a stepping stone
For taking back the throne?
Discord, we won't take it any more,
So take your tyranny away!" I pant and my throat hurts. I look out the window because I hear talking. Ugh it's Mabel and her own special 'discord!' Why are they sitting in the rain anyway?
Bill POV
Me and Mabel are sitting in the rain. And I have to go. "Bye Mabel I have to back to the dreamsc- I mean... home! See you tomorrow!" I get up and run into the woods so that she can't see me and go to the dreamscape.
