Once he was within the tree, Bernie saw Hillary, Marco, and Jeb sitting at a table with a weird, glowing disc in the middle.
"What is this?" Bernie asked, confused.
"We found out that Ted Cruz uses this glowing disc to time travel and be the Zodiac Killer." Hillary said quietly.
"What? I thought he was just made fun of on the internet!"
"No, he really is the Zodiac Killer."
"I can't believe it, Chill-Hill! What do we do?"
"Well, we could arrest him like any normal person would, but it's better to use his time traveling powers to our advantage to stop Donald Trump from ever becoming president."
"Yeah. Let's do that."
Ted Cruz walks in with a bowl of ice cream, "how did you find out about my time traveling powers?"
"I'm sorry, Teddo, but we have to do it. Let's time travel."
Ted holds up the glowing disc and they all run through it. Once they exited the void, Ted folded it up and put it in his pocket.
"What time period is this?" Marco asks.
"Definitely before the 1960s and early 1970s, Marc."
"SHUT UP, TED. I WAS THERE."
"So was I, Bern-Dude!"
"Is that a powdered wig?"
They were in 1776 Philadelphia. Everyone screamed.
"OMG!" Jeb yelled.
Then, the founding fathers appeared. All of them. They were holding quills as knives, and guns with musket balls.
"SQUARE UP, T-JEFF!" Marco ran towards Thomas Jefferson and punched him in the face.
"JEB. JEB. JEB!!!!!!!!!!!" Jeb punched like seven old guys in the face.
"Oh... Oh my gosh. America doesn't exist." Bernie realized.
They all disappeared and floated into space.
Without all of the racism, space travel was advanced. They all were in a spaceship.
"Now what?" Marco asked.
"We have to get America back!" Berine said. He is ready to fight.
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time-traveling candidates save the world
Historical FictionTrump has won the election, and the world is slowly going to end; the candidates from the Democrat & Republican parties have to team up and turn back time to stop him. Jeb's just there to party, I guess. (( written by: jul + ax ))
