Bernie looks at the earth from the spaceship. It looks so clean. So fresh.
"Maybe we shouldn't save America." Bernie whispers as ten thousand birds land on his arm.
"WE GOTTA, THOUGH!" Jeb puts on Big Time Rush and starts dancing around the spaceship.
Hillary turns it off and replaces it with smooth jazz. Marco turns the smooth jazz off and replaces it with emo. He puts on eyeliner.
"WAKE ME UP."
"Stop it, Marc-Man."
"IT'S NOT A PHASE, JEB."
Jeb! hands a turtle to Marco to calm him down.
Then, they heard an alarm sound.
"HRRRRNNNGGGHHH." It was Ted Cruz, the Zodiac Killer. He signaled the candidates to the window of the spaceship, where they saw another spaceship.
"Who is that??" Bernie asked, ready to legalize weed.
"It's... Gary Johnson...?" Hillary reads the words on the side of the spaceship.
"Literally who???" Marco was confused.
"Y'know, the guy who joined the race in August," John Kasich, who was definitely not hiding this entire time, added.
"Ohhhhh!" Everyone realized.
They then saw another spaceship. It was some of the founding fathers.
Hillary, using her email-deletion vision, identified Benjamin Franklin, Alexander Hamilton, George Washington, and Thomas Jefferson.
"Wait! Before you call us those fancy names, we go by new ones now!" Benjamin Franklin pounded on the window. Emo Marco let all of the old men in. Gary also got in, somehow.
"My name is Benny Franks."
"I'm Hammy."
"You can call me Spiders Georg."
"I'm T-Jeff."
The candidates nodded. They liked those names.
"I'm Emo Marco!" Marco added, pointing to his eyeliner.
"This isn't the time, Marcus Rubius," Ted Cruz said in a totally not a serial killer way.
"We're trying to stop Donald Trump." Hillary explained.
"Aren't we all?" T-Jeff asked with a smile.
"You're not worried?"
"No, I'll be dead long before he rules."
"But-"
"I'll be dead."
"Through this glowing disc, and we'll be in Trump's realm," Ted explained.
"Maybe I won't be dead," T-Jeff looked at everyone, "onward!"
Hillary opened the disk, and they were back in Trump's realm.
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time-traveling candidates save the world
Historical FictionTrump has won the election, and the world is slowly going to end; the candidates from the Democrat & Republican parties have to team up and turn back time to stop him. Jeb's just there to party, I guess. (( written by: jul + ax ))
