Alex Rider and the Gallagher Girls crossover

A Dreadful Morning In This Hellhole.

Evelyn's Pov
Whilst Ballroom Dancing and Ettiquette was a walk in the park, it was only the first lesson of the day and after only an hour we were sent off to our next lesson; foreign languages.
I don't really need to be modest and say that some of the kids were actually quite good but I will. However, I don't like to lie as I'm a very truthful person. Note sarcasm. I'm a spy. I don't feel bad creating cover stories so I don't feel bad in telling you that I aced that class with Alex.

Bell rings and cue the teacher entering the gaudily decorated classroom. Whoever thought that decorating a classroom in flags is in need of an appointment for life in a mental hospital. Alex has been torn from my side to the other side of Bex. Not too happy about that. Actually furious.
Cammie is next to me and I don't think she's stopped yapping to me since we last the last class. I may be awesome but you don't need to keep telling me so just because you're not honey!! Okay, that was mean but I can't hear myself think. Well this teacher has nearly the same name as the last one Herr *something German*. I guess sir will do just nicely for you.
Hmmm... Japanese. You've got to be kidding me. Am I allowed to rattle off the explanation to the verbs he's going over in Japanese? What is with this school? Uh hello!! I haven't learnt anything and oh my god if that horrid bit--cough-girl Bex doesn't stop flirting with my boy I'll rip her to shreds.
Wow this school is getting to me. I haven't shredded anyone since I was twelve. Bad mission by the way. I'm losing it and it's all their fault!!!
Tick tick tick.... come on clock. I'm going to turn psycho if you don't hurry!!!! Homework??!! I'm sorry Herr whatsyourface but I don't believe in that crap. Your lesson was bad enough. This is an outrage to society!!!! Wait....... the homework's the class work book? Ah okay that's fine. I finished that last year well an hour ago so you've been spared a gruesome death you'll be glad to know.
Is that a bell I hear in the deep recess of my mind? Freedom!!!! Let's go suckers!!!!!
One more step ------- "Evelyn!"
Damn it!!
"It's lunch. Therefore follow us and sit on our table."
Dear God save me. Okay Cammie, play it that way. To the Great Hall.
Alex caught my eye and I smiled like a Cheshire cat. "How silly of me. Food sounds great!!! Let's go. What was this I heard about speaking different languages during meals?"
Yes thank you. Please ramble all the way to the hall Cammie and co. I'll carry on flirting grotesquely with Alex. Wow. Alex and I really have perfected pissing off the whole male and female population of the school. Victory at last.
I'm having way to much fun.

When we finally reached the great hall lunch had started and the language was Gaelic, something I was fluent in. I know I'm amazing. We approached the table that we'd sat at for each meal and I of course sat next to Alex whilst Bex shook with anger. We really need to make up, well I kind of need to make up with all of them bar Alex. Did I forget to mention people tend to hate me and I make a lot of enemies whilst also being popular at the same time. Yeah I think I did. Lunch was great and I chatted all of them onto my good side in fluent Gaelic whilst Alex ate like a sophisticated pig beside me. I swear he eats more than Captain America even with his super high metabolism. The girls seemed to eat nothing as if watching their weight and even Zach was very particular. Well I ate as normal. A full meal no less and before you say watch your weight. I have a six pack and Muscles toned everywhere but just not to the extreme. I look athletic just not steroid induced. As lunch drew to a close I took out my prememorized timetable for show and smirked when I announced that we had Covert Operations for the rest of the day and evening. Yay! A walk in the park.