Horoscopes!

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by WTNV-Terezi

by WTNV-Terezi

And now todays horoscopes!

Aquarius: Kill someone. Kill and eat them. Kill eat kill eat.

Pisces: Find someone else. Then give someone your heart. rip it out and give it to them.

Aries: A man will find you. Then he will forget about you. you don't exist Aries. Sorry.

Taurus: Find your cell phone. Your cat ate it.

Gemini: Look for it. It is hiding. Don't hurt it. It did nothing to you.

Cancer: Look at your hands. Do you see them? You don't. You don't exist Cancer. You are but a fragment of someones mind.

Leo: We are watching you Leo. We like your pants but that shirt is ugly.

Virgo: Don't eat that orange.

Libra: Meow. the cat likes you! So do the dragons!

Scorpio: Don't do that. Don't do anything. No one likes you Steve Carlsb...I mean scorpio? Ugh.

Sagittarius: Don't look. I said don't look. Watch the tree, don't look.

Capricorn: Do you think you are a unicorn? if you do then you are one!