*chair falls over*
Me: I DON'T NEED YOUR ATTITUDE, CHAIR!
*homework gets eaten by cat*
Me: I DON'T NEED YOUR ATTITUDE, CAT!
*Teacher gives detention*
Me: I DON'T NEED YOUR ATTITUDE-
*Teacher gives me double detention*
Me: Oh..... Fudge.
Class: *snicker*
Me: I DON'T NEED YOUR ATTITUDES EITHER SO SHUT YOUR FACES!
*stomps into closet*
Me: Wrong door... *stomps out of classroom*
*CRASH*
Me: MY BAD... OOPS... HEH... *runs for life*
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A Fangirl's Guide: How NOT To Survive School
RandomI mean, if you WANT a detention you can go ahead and say half the things in this book. I have no idea if you'll get expelled (even arrested) so... READ AT YOUR OWN RISK. Can't say I didn't warn you. Because I just did. Just be careful okay? I DIDN'T...