Me: no one has talked to me for an entire dayyyy
Me: what's on the blue hell gazette (Tumblr)
Me: ooh klance
Me: I'll go cry over this later *saves everything*
Me: *shitposts memes*
Me: okay so
Me: how do i do stuff without friends
Me: ........
Me: I should write something, like my klance AU
Me: I wrote like three paragraphs that's enough for today
Me: god
Me: why am I so lonely lmao
Me: anyway
Mom: what's going on
Me: boi
Me: I need a mission
Mom: all I got is go outside-
Me: no
Mom: okay ask ur dad
Me: ....damn it
Me: I don't know how to talk to my dad
Me: *looks at pikachu plush* stop judging me
Me: you know what I'm gonna actually drink a glass of water
Me: *chugs plastic cup*
Me: this bitch empty
Me: YEET *throws cup*
Me: .....
Me: god I need friends
*Instagram notifications happen*
Me: oh shit people from school
Me: fuck that *swipes notification away*
Me: okay okay. If no mission comes to me, I shall make one myself- *falls off chair*
Me: .........rude
Me: on second thought I'm just gonna binge watch voltron for the 27th time, eat ice cream, and cry.
Me: good plan, right pikachu?
Pikachu plush: you need a life
Me: ha
Me: ur funny
Me: ....................
Me: okay you know what fuck you-
YOU ARE READING
A Fangirl's Guide: How NOT To Survive School
RandomI mean, if you WANT a detention you can go ahead and say half the things in this book. I have no idea if you'll get expelled (even arrested) so... READ AT YOUR OWN RISK. Can't say I didn't warn you. Because I just did. Just be careful okay? I DIDN'T...
