Dirty Pick-Up Lines

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Shawn- I'm a mechanic, and I need to check out your hooters,

Matt-  I'll treat you like my homework, I'll slam you on the table and do you all night long!

Nash- Don't worry, I played Tetris as a kid, I can make it fit.

Cam- What's a nice girl like you, doing in a dirty mind like mine?

Carter- Do you like to party? Then crawl up my leg, and have a ball!

Aaron- Let's play Titanic. You be the ocean and I'll go down on you.

Gilinsky- I've never been to Japan, but I want to go to your japanties.

Johnson- My couch pulls out, but I don't!

Taylor- I wish you were soap, so I could feel you all over me!


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