- "im gonna pet it"
"you're allergic don't fucking touch it"
"i touched the cat"
"you fucking idiot"
- "you left your phone at my table in this restaurant"
- "i just won this stuffed animal at a carnival but idk what to do with it so here have it"
- "i just called the wrong number and it's 3 am but damn your morning voice is kinda hot"
- "i know you've been stealing cigarettes from my coat pocket but idk it's kinda cute"
- "your package ended up in my mail but idk you're kinda cute so im not mad"
