Book Nerd Problem No. 56

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Caesar: So tell me, is there a special guy  back home?

Us: No, not really.

Caesar: I don't believe it for a second, pretty girl like you - tell me.

Us: Well, there is this one guy I've had a crush on forever.

Caesar: I'll tell you what. You go out there and win this thing. Then he'll have to go out with you - right, folks?!

Us: I don't think winning will help me - in my case.

Caesar: And why is that?

Us: Becau... Because he's fictional.

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