Book Nerd Problem No. 118

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Us: Why is this book over?
Us: Why couldn't it be longer?
Us: What am I supposed to read now?
Us: *glances at pile of unread books* Don't look at me like that.

IT WAS THE FOURTH OF JULY. YOU AND I WERE YOU AND I WERE FIRE FIRE FIREWORKS

Well now that it's fireworks time it's easier to confirm whether that big boom somewhere in your neighborhood is a firework or a gun going off. Yay! Because if one of the booms goes off during some random time of the year, (which happens all the time) then I'm not quite sure what it is.

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