*Donald's POV*
Me and Mitt. I consider us BFFL's. It all started off with Mitt lending me his chest hairs to use for my wig. We have been inseparable ever since that encounter. Us two built an Empire, called Mitt and Donald's Empire. It is a strong Empire, for sure. I ordered the people of Mexico to build a large, beautiful wall between us. I ordered the immigrants in the U.S. to build another large, beautiful wall separating us from Canada. Then sent those immigrants back. How I did it? I scared them off with the help of my sons, Eric and Donald Trump Jr. I got off topic a little bit there. Our Empire's actual name is Ditt Tromney, which is our ship name. We made it up ourselves. We think it's beautiful.
*Mitt's POV*
Ditt Tromney will last a long, long time. It is GR8, in other words. Ever since I lost the presidential election last time, to that hoe Barack, I've been helping Donald win. Mostly because I want the money, I was broke after that election. I spent it all at the casino. Me and Donald are the best of friends. We do everything together, from shopping, to taking showers together. We are like brothers. Donald is now the president of the United States. He rules everybody now. I am the Vice President.
