Weight Loss Quotes

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Quotes of the day<3


~Never, never, never, never give up.




Cute & Funny<3
~I've been on a diet for two weeks. All I've lost is fourteen days.





~I'm in shape. Round is a shape






~ A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand


~The cardiologist's diet: If it tastes good, spit it out.


~Exercise is a dirty word. Every time I hear it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate.


~I tried every diet in the book. I tried some that weren't in the book. I tried eating the book. It
tasted better than most of the diets.


~I have a great diet. You're allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it with naked fat people.


~"The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it." - Jackie Gleason

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