I think this is the second one but i am really not sure, tho the order of the second and third storries dont really matter as long as "George's New Sweater" is first :P
If You Only Knew...
"No, really?!"
"I'm serious!"
"Nah, you must be joking."
"Why would I joke about something this big?"
"George, if you're not pulling my leg this is the biggest thing that has ever happened around here!"
"Com'on Ralph I would never make something like this up!"
"Ok. Well tell me!" Ralph exclaimed in an exited voice "What exactly happened; leave nothing out!"
"Early this afternoon," George began "I had a quick snack before headi~"
"What did you eat?" Ralph cut in "remember, leave nothing out!"
"So you would rather hear a story about the toast I ate!?"
"Toast! I love toast!"
"Stop interrupting or I won't tell you the rest of the story!"
"HMPH!" was all George heard before he resumed his unbelievable story.
"As I was saying, I had toast before heading out my back door. I jumped a few fences..."
"How many fences, and which direction?"
"RALPH!"
Ralph apologized.
"Sorry, sorry. Won't happen again."
With a glare George continued "I hopped over a few fences till I reached Kandez Lane. From there I walked left and of course came to the entrance of the park; that's where I saw Sam B. Sam, as usual, was bullying some kids that were..."
"Who were they?" Questioned Ralph "Are they in our class?"
"I was getting there! There were three kids; Jo, Mark, Bob, and of course Sam. Simply wishing for Sam to be nice was all I did. Looming over them like a black cloud Sam had been about to stretch his hand out to take the kids' money. Instead Sam's hand flicked with an awkward motion to his pocket, drew out a couple of bills and dropped one in each kid's hand saying with a smile
"Here, go buy your selves some ice cream on me." Not wanting to be around when Sam changed his mind all three of them dashed off to the ice cream store. Amazing was all I could say about the scene that had played out in front of me. Walking up to Sam I heard him mutter
"Now why did I do that?" and I sighed
"If you only knew!" End of story."
Ralph had a blank expression on his face, his first words were
"Oh... my... gosh!"
