Chapter 3

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Mr Shue has updated his status:
Hey guys! No glee club this afternoon. It's my 6th anniversary with my wife!

-Comments-
Mercedes J: congrats mr s!
Rachel Barbra Berry: No Glee?? But Mr Shue, we have to rehearse my solo for sectionals! As amazingly effortless as I make my performances seem, it takes hours of practice and vocal training for me to sound like this. If we don't have Glee today then my entire process will be off by 24 whole hours and I think you'll agree that if we want to perform our best, we simply cannot afford that!
Kurt E Hummel: hush Rachel, it's romantic! what are you planning mr shue? candlelit dinner? a night out on the town? maybe ballroom dancing? anything else stereotypically gay? I offer lessons.
Mr Shue: thanks Kurt, but I'm actually cooking her dinner tonight.
Tina Cohen-Chang: aw! so sweet
Kurt E Hummel: Ohhh, do you want me to help cook? I make an excellent soufflé.
Rachel Barbra Berry: Mr Shue, with all due respect to you and your wife, could you possibly postpone your celebration to a day when Glee Club is not already scheduled?
Mercedes J: SHUT UP RACHEL
-Mr Shue and 4 others like this-

Santana Lopez just has updated her status:
If I catch Quinn and Stay Puft making out ONE MORE TIME, the claws are coming out.

-Comments-
Quinn Fabray: DELETE THIS
Finn Hudson: You could stop watching...
Mercedes J: God finn you've already knocked her up, what more do you want?
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