Luke🦄: hello
You: iTS ME
Michael😛: I've been wondering if after all these yeats you'd like to meet
You: YEATS HAHAHAHAHAHA
Michael😛: god dammit
Ashton💦: ffs STOP
You: I'm sorry daddy
You: hdiJJdjshdjaifjaoKDJAOE
You: ^whoops
Michael😛: Ashley is mad opooooooo
You: boooo you whore!
Luke🦄: MEAN GIRLS
You: ofc luek would've guessed it lmao
Michael😛: bc he wants to impress y/n ;))))))
Luke🦄: no.
Calum🙃: yes.
Ashton💦: DONT LIE LUCAS
You: my mum just threw a dorito bag at my cousin lmaooo
Michael😛: lol, tell him I say hey
You: he said fuck you
Luke🦄: HAHA
You: He said, Shut up luke
Calum🙃: HAHAHA
You: who is kaylum?
You: ^that was my cousin
You: I swear he acts like radio wtf
Michael😛: poor y/n
You: stfu
Luke🦄: stfu
Calum🙃: stfu
Ashton💦: stfu
You: wot
Michael😛: wot
Luke🦄: wot
Calum🙃: wot
Ashton💦: wot
You: I'll leave this group chat if you keep copying me
Michael😛: I'll leave this group chat if you keep copying me
Calum🙃: I'll leave this group chat if you keep copying me
Y/N has left the chat
Luke🦄 has added Y/N to the chat
Y/N has left the chat
Luke🦄 has added Y/N to the chat
Y/N has left the chat
Michael😛: this is fascinating to watch
Calum🙃: I can imagine luke just trying his hardest to add her back
Michael😛: I can hear her laughing so much, she's having fun
Luke🦄 has added Y/N to the chat
Y/N has left the chat
Luke🦄 has added Y/N to the chat
Y/N has left the chat
Ashton💦: Luke, she's just having fun, if you stop adding her she'll stop and ask one of us to add her back.
Ashton💦: she's giving you a hard time.
Luke🦄: sigh, okay.
Michael😛: she's quiet
Michael😛: its to quiet
Michael😛: what if she's trying to hear what I'm doing?
Luke🦄: ignore, let's see how long this'll last
1 hour later
Michael😛: seems like she doesn't care
Luke🦄: its been an hour.
Ashton💦: she doesn't give a damn
1½ hours later
Michael😛: she's so good at this
Calum🙃: she's probably asleep
Michael😛: no, because her bed is right next to my wall, my bed is next to her bed on the other side. She snores.
Luke🦄: loud or soft?
Michael😛: soft.
Michael😛: I am currently pressing my ear against the wall, she is not asleep, her mums car is still here.
Ashton💦: can she drive?
Michael😛: she's only 16. No she cannot drive.
Ashton💦: makes me only 2 years older ;-)
Michael😛: no you cannot be her 'daddy'
Luke🦄: tHIS IS SO BORING EITH OUT HER
Calum🙃: ik, we just need stay strong.
Calum🙃: we need her to ask one of us
2½ hours later
Michael😛: she's asleep
Calum🙃: she got bored lololol
Luke😛: poor Y/N
Ashton💦: its nearly midnight ofc she went to sleep
Luke🦄: let's add her back in the morning
Michael😛: alright, good night
Calum🙃: night
Ashton💦: Night
