SINCE THIS STORY IS CALLED "STORY TIME (wtf)" LET ME TELL AN AN ACTUAL STORY!
ONE DAY
WHEN I WAS YOUNGER
I HAD A PHONE
OBVIOUSLY
AND THEN I LOST IT
I LOOKED EVERYWHERE
BUT I COULDN'T FIND IT
THEN MY PARENTS LOOKED
AND THEY LOOKED IN THE LAUNDRY BASKET
AND THEY FOUND IT
LIKE, WTF
I STILL DON'T KNOW HOW IT GOT THERE
WHY?!?
