Always remember Ratchet ass niggas talk shit and today's rant is 'how boys ask a girl out/how girls ask a boy out. '
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"Aye shawty you look fiiiinneeee honey bun! Maybe you should kick it wit me." He winks and put a big grin on his face and I start blushing. "Besides....you look great with me....makes me image look betta eh?" Lookin at this nigga like.....who and what and where!!!
Why and how would you ask a girl out and RUIN IT!! Lets take a replay and see this closely;
"Aye shawty you look fiiiinnne honeybun! Maybe you should kick it wit me."
(Announcer talking)
This boy looks like he knows what he's doing...besides he's cute as hell....but his shoes doeeee ima take dat shidd if it fits mann. Plus the girl is starting to like him! Good;) y'all look like a good couple but HORRIBLE because....
"Besides....you look great with me...make me image look betta eh?
(Announcer speaking
Uh niggah you crazy! Nevamind you ain't cute when I see that big ass bugger staring at my face, I'm now wanting to shoot the hell out of you cuz I'm really puking ri.....oops let e go..let me go...to the toilet for a moment ooooo somebody better bring me some mint and toothpaste cuz this nigga's breath is burning my face off! Oooo HECK Nahh!!!! These some regected ass Jordan's!!! The sign is BACKWARDS!!!! Plus dem shoes like 3 sizes toooo small! The shirt you wearing LOOKS like the polo logo. But it's actually a man falling out the horse.....you see the dogown man sitting on the horse on the real one.....but um.......I see the dude laying dead on the floor while the horse eating some grass..peacefully..
*shakes head and takes the holy bible and goes to church*
Time to PREACH!!!!
This niggah a fool! Give me an amen!
AMEN!
(Church piano playing)
Now I was tooooooold long agoooo that a niggah gotta have gaaaammme
To be with the girls
(Say it again!) lady in the suday hat shouts.
Ooooo lawwddd Jesus !!!!!!! When I was a youngin...and at the bible study I saw the big o'le lady in the backrow hurting the pastor....but now I know the pastor was hurting her.....if you know what I mean;)
*everybody looks to the big woman in the back trying to hide herself under the seats.
Now when do you ever see some rejected ass clothes? ALL THE DAMN TIME.
*slams hand on the pedestal.*
(Lady in the purple) hoshlalaboshcoco!! Hoshlalaboshcoco!!! THANK YA LAWD!
*people run to her and cover her with the purple shaw of Jesus and drag her away
Noooooooooooo
**end of service**
Now um back to de shidd.
If that kind of guy ask you out...say hell no and slap the buggers out of him....just to help him out. ;)
Now ladies!!
(Yes)!
.......you interrupted my ass just hold up I didn't even finish the freakin sentence and suddenly y'all ready to shake your Botox up and down and side to side. Half of y'all niggas got the Miley butt(chicken butt).
TWERK MILEY TWERK! TWERK MI.....holy chicken butt is that chicken butt?
So just stop it.
Now ladies! Y'all need to know that the ' I gotta bad boy just admit it!' NOOOOO. Ariana Grande had her moments but shit! Doesn't mean you will get a 'bad boy'. buggatibeez said it right, girls be wanting a 'bad boy' that TREATS THEM WRONG. Like WTF you want a bad boy that treats you wrong??? I rather have a good boy who give me love not them bad boys that treat you bad. I mean every girl wants the 'bad boy' figure. But the truth is........bad boys are players...hands down (you don't have to agree with me and whatevas)
"Aye boy I'm really feelin ya......." He smiles and hold your hand. "But um.......how big is your dick?" Gives you a middle finger to your face and walks right away.
Um you mean how big his penis is? *clears throat* DUMB BITCH WHY AND HOW THE WORLD YOU GON ASK HIM HOW BIG HIS PRIVACY IS???? YOU CRAZY!
I cannot stand girls like them. The 'straight to the point' girls. Boys are the same -___- has the same 'straight to the sex' game. Just can't stand them.
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Ima have to cut this alittle short cuz my rant has to be not to long or short. If you want me to make a part two of this, gon head and comment that you want one! Inbox me any subject that a
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~MizzKrazie's words of the day,
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~out
