Date (bernie): i don't like republicanstakaj Me (Donald turnip): *shoving breadsticks into political briefcase* im sorry i must go immediately Me: Me: wait no i can't leave ily if i left there would be no plot nvm *puts breadsticks back on table* Date: wait i don't even like u why am i here im supposed 2 be vlogging Date:
When ur Donald trump and Bernie doesn't love u
Me: ily Bernie: ok i only date liberals Me: plot twist I'm liberal Bernie: nvm Me: