Rise Of Batcoon

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I'm A Mother Fucking Penguin!

Delirious~

They said it was something important, they said it would be fun (on Lui's part), they said this would change my life....I didn't expect for them to give me a fucking makeover.

"Are you fucking kidding me?!?"I was not about to get a makeover! I mean this may sound girly but what if they picked out an embarrassing costume? What if they're trying to humiliate me?

"Calm down, I wouldn't let anyone embarrass you, yah big baby."Evan chuckled smirking at me. He thinks this shit is funny?! This is in no way possible funny!

"Yeah! Besides, I think you'll love this costume." Lui smiled, a bit too excited. Was it because he couldn't wait to laugh at me? Was it because he couldn't wait to tease me to death? It was Lui, Vanoss and I in his room. The rest decided they wanted to just wait until I came out with the costume on, they're currently playing video games...Loudly.

"Oh really-" Before I could finish my sentence he took out a costume, a costume that I was sure I had already loved, a costume that matches Vanoss's, a costume with a mask, a raccoon mask.

"I knew he would love it"Vanoss laughed, he knew I had loved it already, he knew I would love something like this...He also managed to get it to look like his.

"This is awesome!" The costume was perfect. No one would recognize me in this, the only ones who would recognize me are the guys but...anyone else won't know I was a ruthless killer, a criminal, someone who was lost until someone found him.

"Put it On! C'mon Del! Put it on!" Lui was so impatient. I still listened to him though. Taking the costume, I went towards the bathroom.

"Hurry the fuck up!" I rolled my eyes. Those two were really impatient, anyway I went ahead and took all my clothes off, leaving me in my boxers and socks. I took my mask off placing it on the sink.

"Delirious! What's taking you so long!"

"I'm almost done! Quit your fucking whining!" I groaned putting the pants on, the shirt, my shoes and then proceeded to put the mask on my head. I'm so glad this mask wasn't that big because otherwise I wouldn't be able to see shit. I opened the door and as soon as I stepped out-

"Final- wow.."Lui squeaked looking up at me as if I was some famous superhero from the movies, like Batman. "You look so funny!"Nope never mind. I rolled my eyes within the mask, I knew something like this was going to happen. Unfortunately, I don't give a damn because I look sexy.

"I think he looks great!"Vanoss objected to Lui's statement. I was blushing sure, but I knew Vanoss could still see my eyes a bit so I winked at him, earning a bit of red over his ears. God, what did I do to deserve such man in my life? I can't say he's mine, I want him to be, but things don't always turn out the way you want them to....now do they?

"I look beautiful." Although they couldn't see, I made a derp face walking out of the room, swaying my hips back and forth. A bit like a sassy person would do once they've won an argument.

"Don't.Do.That."Once Lui had ran out of the room yelling about how cool I look, just kidding he was saying how funny I look, Evan stood behind me gripping onto my hips so I wouldn't sway them anymore. I backed up rubbing onto his crotch area before pulling away, just to tease him and to get a reaction from the owl. He growled glaring at the back of my head as I made my way into the living room area.

"What's up Bitches.!?"I yelled going into one of these gay ass poses where you have your leg out and you arm up in the air. Everyone looked at me and burst out laughing.

"Dude! You look so retarded!"Wildcat wheezed, no longer being able to breath. I just did a 'Bish what?' Pose, adding a bit of sass to my voice.

"Fuck you talking about, I look sexy."They shook their heads. I know what's coming next, I know he has some bitch ass comment, I know he wants to just blurt it out, I know it's something that'll embarrass someone...me.

"Of course, Evan thinks your sexy~" ooooooh, that asshole of a pig. I hate him for making me blush madly right now, I hate him for knowing how to get under my skin just how Cartoonz can and I hate how it's to do with Evan. I looked behind me to see an equally as red Evan as I was!

"Psh, your just mad cuz I look sexy and you don't, piggy." I shot back smiling at my own comeback. Although, before Tyler could shoot anything back at me, Mini bursts through the door, panting like a dog would, tounge out and everything.

"We *pant* have *Pant* a problem."

HERE YE LOVELYS GOOOOOOOOOOO!!! I'm so sorry for not updating in a while. Honestly I've been a bit lazy with school work and stuffs, so all of that has taken time away from me updating BUT I'm back and ready to....uh....scare you all because the next chapter is a doozie.

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