Alice In Wonderland (With A Twist)

Danger Ahead

The wind was flying through my hair, as I was traveling to the red queens castle riding the dog. I knew I was going to probably get myself in trouble, but I had to save the hatter. I knew he would do the same thing for me.

I was holding onto the collar that was wrapped around the dogs neck.

"What's your name?" I asked.

"Bayard" he answered.

"Alright, come on bayard, faster" I said.

He started to beam through the air. When we finally got to the large tower, I jumped off of him.

"Thank you, bayard" I said.

"Your welcome, and be careful". He said.

I look down to see a river. There were little things floating in it. What where they? When I took a closer look, they shaped out to be faces. It was a bridge, to get to the other side. I would have to walk on these faces to get across.

I took a step forward, and began to walk on the first one. It was very slippery and I almost fell. When I managed to stand up, I took a step forward and jumped on the next one. My foot fell in the water. I shook off the water and kept going.

When I got across I looked back to see Bayard and the hat.

"Bayard, the hat!" I yelled across the lake. He picked it up with his teeth and began to spin around. He let go of it and it went flying over the wall.

"Thank you" I yelled.

He barked and began to run away fast.

How the fuck am I supposed to get up here? Or at least get in, I thought to myself.

I looked down from the wall and I saw that there was a small hole. I was tiny enough to fit in it, and still have room. I kept walking through the hole until I saw a light at the end. I ran towards the light and began to see branches. When got out from the hole I saw something fly by quickly.

I gasped. I tried to ignore the pain that exploded in my chest when I did. I walked forward to see what flung by. It started to make noise which starteled me. It was a, porkiepine? It was tied up, it was in the shape of a ball.

I ran over to it and began to intie it. It began to squeek at me, as if it didn't want me to intie it.

"Stop it, I'm trying to help you" I said.

It bagan to squeak a little louder and try to nibble at my fingers. Sticks crumbling under feet started to fill my ears. I quickly let go off the porkiepine and began to back away. A white figure was there. The rabbit!

"Rabbit!" I said kinda loud.

He quickly turned his head and looked at me.

"Shh" he whispered. "She can't hear you"

"Who?" I asked

"The red queen, she will kill you" he said.

So it was true. She did want to kill me, so she sent her husband after me. But, why? What did I do?

"She can't see you like this" he said.

Before I said anything he shoved the cake in my mouth and my tastebuds exploded. I couldn't help but bite off another peice and another until it was almost gone. He grabbed it out of my hands.

"Not all of it". I could feel my clothes tighten all around me. The ground began to grow further.

"Oh dear" the rabbit said before runnig away".

I could feel my clothes tighten around me to much that it fell off. I was naked! Luckily the large bushes were covering me. I heard a voice from below me say,

"What is this?". It was a loud obnoxious voice, my ears definetly had to adjust to that.

She looked at me with her cold eyes. She had a large head with her hair in the shape of a heart. Her hair was red and she was wearing a long black and red dress.

"Rabbit, who is this?" She asked.

"Um" he said.

"Whats her name?" She said louder. You could see she was getting fustrated.

"Um" the rabbit said again. You could see the fear in his facail expression.

"Um?" She looked at me confused. "Her name is um?" She asked.

"Um, yes, her name is um" he answered.

"From umbridge" I said. "They always made fun of me, so I thought if I came here you would understand" I told her.

"My dear girl, anyone with a head that large may come into my castle". She answered. A saw a smile grow acoss her face. "But, what happen to your clothes?"

"Oh, I out grew them, I just keep getting taller" I explained.

"Right, can somebody get her some clothes" she yelled.

A women with large ears ran inside. When she returned she gave it to me and I put it on. It was a large dress with red and black cloth covering it and a strip of zebra print.

I walked from behind the bushes and in front of the large group of people with disorders. Many of them had a certain part of them that was larger than the rest of there body.

"Now, come on, um, let's go inside" she guided me to the front doors of her large castle.

When we got to two large doors she opened them and they flung open. There was a red carpet leading to a thrown. She began to walk to it with me and the rest of these people following her.

"Get a seat for, um" she ordered. Two monkeys came in running with a tiny little chair. They held both sides.

"Sit" she ordered me.

I looked at the seat and back at her.

"Sit" she said again a little louder.

I sat down. The monkeys yelled, because of my weight. I felt bad and just held my weight up a little.

"Oh, um, you have to meet my fat boys" she said trying not to laugh.

"Everybody, get out" she ordered.

Everybody quickly left.

"Fat boys!" She screamed.

I saw to short boys coming out. Tweeduldee and Tweeduldum! Tweeduldee immidietly looked at me when he came in the room.

"Fat boys, meet my new friend, her name is um".

Tweeduldum opened his mouth to say something.

"Al-" he began to say.