Alice In Wonderland (With A Twist)

Wanted Dead Or Alive

Before tweeduldum could say my name tweeduldee shoved him with his elbow.

"Hey why did you do that?" He said loud.

"Shut up!" Tweeduldee said.

"You shut up!" He said shoving him back.

The red queen began to laugh hysterically, while I sat there in fear wondering if she heard him.

If she did, it would be easier for her to capture me, I was already in her home. What would she do if she found out that I was me? Would she kill me? How would she do it? I began to drown in my thoughts, when I began to trail off, I heard a deep voice.

I immeditly turned my attention to the red queen.

"And uh, who is this lovely creature?" He asked. I some how recognized the voice. It was the voice who was speaking to the hatter, threatening him!

From the corner of my eye, I looked at him. I saw the red queen glance at me.

"Um" she said. "My new favorite".

"Does she have a name?" He asked still staring at me.

"Um" she said again.

"I believe your name has slipped the queens mind" he said looking at me.

"Her name is um idiot!" She screamed out loud.

He looked down at the red queen.

"From umbridge" I said.

"Any luck with the prisoner" the red queen asked.

I could see the man taking his gloves off.

"He's stubborn" he said.

She giggled. "Your to soft" she said. "Bring himvshe yelled".

The large doors opened and I could see many soildera surrounding the hatter. There marches became louder as they came closer. When they stopped they clanged there weapons on the floor.

The hatter was looking down at the floor. He began to come closer and then kneeled down in front of the queen. He looked at me. I flashed him a smile before he looked at the queen.

"We know Alice had returned to wonderland, do you know where she is?"

I'm right here dumbass I thought to myself.

"I've been considering things that start with the letter M, Moran, murderer, mallet" he said.

"We're looking for an A word" she said. "Where is Alice?" She began to project her voice. I looked at her.

He mumbled something that I couldn't understand. "I wouldn't know" he told her with a low voice.

"What if I cut off your head, would you know then?" She said. She was mad, and it was obvious. I was worried he might say something, and crack under the pressure.

He began to laugh.

"Stop that" she said. His face turned serious.

"What an incrediably large head you have" he said changing the subject. "I would very much like to hat it"

"Hat it?" She asked.

"Yes" he began to stand up. "I used to do it for the white queen you know, wasn't very much to work with, poor thing, her head is so small".

"Tiny, its a pimple of a head". She said.

You would say I thought to myself.

"Yeah" the hatter piped up. The hatter started to walk up to the queen. The man quickly swung out his sword. The hatters hands were in chains, its not like he could do much.

"What could you do?" She asked him.
He held out his hands indacating that he needed to get his chains off first.

"Take them off" she said. The man looked at her and back at him. "How can he work if his hands are bowened".

The hatter looked at him. The man bring his sword up and then swung it down fast. The sword broke the vains in half.

"Well then" the hatter began. He stared to say the words I couldn't understand again. Then he started to say them fast and I realized that he was getting out of control.

"Hatter" I said.

"Thanks" he said quietly.

"Leave us" the red queen said loud. The hatter smiled at her.

-*-

Later I was walking in the garden. It was filled with red roses.

Of course I thought to myself while I kept walking. I started to hear a little squeaking sound. I saw the little porkiepin from earlier. I walked to it.

"You wouldn't happen to see a hat around here, have you?" I said to it.

He squeaked and then pointed to the hat. I saw it in the distance and walked to it. When I saw it up close I picked it up and wiped the dust off of the top.

-*-

Later I decided to go to the hatter and give him the hat. I was walking through the halls while carrying the hat. When I found the room that the hatter was in I saw lots of boxes with materials in them. The hatter was working on a hat when I can in.

I smiled when I saw what he made.

"These are wonderful" I said. "You must let me try one on.

"Its good to be working on hats again" he said while still working. He looked at me with a smile.

"Its just a pity you have to make them for her" I said. His smile faded.

"What is the matter with me?" He said quietly.

I can tell many thoughts were running through his mind. He began to walk from behind the table.

He violently swung his fist out at the manicsn with the hat on it. He was swinging out his fist in the air. His foot was chained to the table.

"Hatter" I said.

I grabbed his arm and swung him around. I put my hands on both if his cheeks.

"I'm frightened Alice" he began. "I don't like it in here, its terribly crowded". I didn't know what he was talking about, but he said it so softly I couldn't help but force myself to understand.

"Have I gone mad?" He asked quietly

I touched the top of his head with one of my hands.

"I'm afraid so" I said. "Your entirely bonkers, but I'll tell you a secret, all the best people are" I said. His eyes began to soften. He smiled as I let go of his face.

"Here" I grabbed his hat and putbitbon his head. "That's better, you look yourself again" I said smiling. I began to heard a loud voice say something but I couldn't make out what it was. We both turned our head to the door he looked at me.

"They keep the sword hidden in the castle, the rabbit will help you, take it to the white queen" he said.

"We will go to te white queen together" I began.

"Why is it that you are always to small or to tall" he said with a smile. I smiled at him and began to leave as fast as I could.