Latté : Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to the Truth or Dare show! Our forever guests.... Gravity Falls!
Catherine : Can someone hit the applause sign or something?
APPLAUSE SIGN (NOW READER, CLAP FOR US)
Bill : *Turns into a human* They came here to see me! Hello, fans! *Waves hands like a girl*
Latté : Gawd. *Facepalms*
Dipper : I'm so excited for the Truths and Dares! *Whispers to reader* Dare Wendy to kiss me....
Mabel/Pacifica/Candy/Catherine/Grenda : *Stares at him*
Dipper : I didn't say anything!
candy : Okay, look, let's start this now.
Latté : But first, drum roll please!
Drum rolls
Latté : Okay, I won't be here always but Catherine here will take charge when I'm not around. I have some very important meetings to go to.
Pacifica : And by that you mean, 'I have some Turbo FAST TV shows to watch'.
Latté : No! Bill! Snap me outta here!
Bill : *Snaps fingers*
Latté : *Disappears*
Catherine : Okay, I want to do this properly. I expect everyone to sit down on their respective seats.
The rest : *Ignores Catherine and talks to each other*
Catherine : *Screams*
The rest : *Stops talking and looks at her*
Catherine : Dipper! Pine tree beanbag!
Dipper : *Sits on the pine tree beanbag*
Catherine : Pacifica! Llama bean bag!
Pacifica : Why do you get to bark orde-
Catherine : THE BEANBAG WHICH HAS A LLAMA DESIGN ON IT.
Pacifica : *Sits on the Llama beanbag*
Catherine : Mabel! Shooting star beanbag!
Mabel : Aye aye! *Sits on shooting star beanbag*
Catherine : Gideon! The Star please! And everybody who has a symbol, sit down on their seats. And for the people who doesn't have symbols, please sit on the pink beanbags. While I, sit on the couch. Oh, and Bill, you sit on the golden beanbag.
Bill : *Sits on the golden beanbag*
Soos : Sooo.... What do we do now?
Wendy : Meh.
Mabel : Oooohhhh! I'm so excited!
Candy : Me and Dipper will answer Truths together. Yay.
Pacifica : Eew. Dipper and you? You and Dipper may be nerds but, seriously?
Grenda : Who ships Candip? Say 'I'. I!
Candy : I!
Stan : I think this is useless.
Mabel : Sorry, Candy, but who ships Dipcifica? Say 'Tootootmacbhmbersnazzle'!
Pacifica/Mabel/Catherine/Gideon/Stan/Ford/Bill : Tootootmacbhmbersnazzle!
Candy : Nuhhhhh.... *Grabs a pickaxe* AAHHHHHHH!
Catherine : Commercial break! Commercial break!
Commercial break.....
Squeeky voice : What will you do for a Klondike bar?
A random dude : *Climbs a mountain just to get a Klondike bar*
Latté : Hey, guys. Comment down below your dare or your truth. Wait. It's commercial?
