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501 - That moment when you do a math problem and your answer isn't even one of the choices.
502 - That feeling you get when you finally realise it's Friday!
503 - Getting teachers to tell stories until class is over.
504 - Smiling at a computer when having an interesting conversation.
505 - Intentionally doing the wrong thing and saying sorry.
506 - Having such a realistic dream that you're not sure if it actually happened or not.
507 - I delete and retype my entire password if I think I might have mistyped one letter.
508 - Tumblr + Twitter + Facebook = Reasons my homework isn't done yet.
509 -That awkward moment when you're all excited about opening a present, and when you open it, it sucks.
510 - I wish I had Dora's parents. They let her go everywhere!
511 - That awkward moment when your stomach gurgles loudly during the most quiet situations.
512 - Counting to ten when someone pisses you off works much if you're counting punches.
513 - That awkward moment when you get done showering and you realise you left your towel in your room.
514 - The fake laugh you have to pull when an old person tells a joke.
515 - Trying to make your shoes squeak again so people don't think you farted.
516 - That awkward moment when you realise you've been singing the words wrong to a song your whole life.
517 - I hate it when my parents rush me to get ready and then when I am they're not.
518 - Ever looked at your best friend and wonder: "Why the hell aren't we comedians?"
519 - I'm a leader, not a follower. Unless it's a dark place, then screw it, you're going first!
520 - There is always that one person that pisses you off no matter what they do!
521 - That awkward moment when you don't want to come out of your room because there are strangers in your house.
522 - Sunglasses: Allowing you to stare at people without getting caught. It's like Facebook in real life.
523 - That look you get from your friends when you're talking to the guy you like.
524 - Don't judge me. You only see what I choose to show you.
525 - I wish school was baby shampoo. It has "no more tears" formula.
526 - Sometimes, I wonder if anyone is secretly in love with me.
527 - The awkward moment when you start singing a line of a song too early.
528 - When someone cancels on the last minutes: "Bitch, I showered for you"
529 - That awkward moment when a silence isn't awkward until someone says it is.
530 - That awkward moment when you're yelling at someone and you mess up a word.
531 - After an argument, I always think of awesome things I could have said.
532 - You know my name, not my story. You've heard what I've done, not what I've been through.
533 - Sex scene on tv + Parents in same room = Awkward atmosphere
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