Teenager Posts!

posts 301-400

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301 - Laughing at a joke everyone else is laughing at so it doesn't seem like you don't get it.

302 - You know my name, not my story. You've heard what I've done, not what I've been through. Stop judging me.

303 - One hour on Tumblr seems like 1 minute but 1 minute studying seems like one hour.

304 - Laughing so hard you feel a six pack coming on.

305 - Pretending to die in front of your pet to see how it would react.

306 - The happiest people don't have the best of everything. They just make the best of everything.

307 - The awkward moment when you're just about to cheat but you see the teachers looking right at you so you pretend to look around.

308 - I don't regret things I've done. I regret the things I didn't do when I had the chance.

309 - I text you because I want to have a conversation with you, not get one word answers.

310 - Our small, stupid conversations mean more to me than you'll ever know.

311 - In boring classes I always improve my drawing skills.

312 - Sleep longer, laugh harder, love better and be stronger. Day by day, always live my life in a way that makes me smile.

313 - "Mom, How is it to have an awesome kid?" "I don't know, ask your grandmother."

314 - I've always wanted to turn around in a big chair and say "I've been expecting you..."

315 - Practising your signature over and over again, just in case you become famous.

316 - I type song lyrics into Google to find the name of a song.

317 - B*tch I'm not insulting you, I'm describing you.

318 - My best friend and I can speak to each other through facial expressions.

319 - That feeling you get when you know you're forgetting something, but you don't know what.

320 - I tried being normal. Worst five minutes of my life.

321 - Dear Maths, go buy a calculator and solve your own problems. I'm a teenager, not a therapist.

322 - *logs in* *password incorrect* "OMG I'm Hacked! ooh wait caps lock is on."

323 - Respects old people: They graduated high school without Google or Wikipedia!

324 - I love it when someone you miss randomly texts you.

325 - That look you give your friends when someone attractive walks in.

326 - Listening to your favourite song over and over again until you can't stand it anymore.

327 - I always wonder what I look like from someone else's eyes.

328 - "School uses a lot of paper, paper comes from trees, trees give us oxygen, we need oxygen to live. DO THE TEACHERS WANT US TO DIE?"

329 - That mini heart attack when you think you've lost something.

330 - "I can't eat anymore, I'm full!" "Who want's dessert?" "I DO!"

331 - (In the supermarket) Cr*p! Where's my mom? Act cool, act cool...

332 - "Is there gonna be food?" "Yup!" "Ok I'm on my way!"

333 - "Can I have a piece of gum?" "YEAH, JUST DON'T SAY YOU GOT IT FROM ME."