Idk I'm Just Bored

Story Time

Once Upon A Time

Jk, but really.

I'm in Debate (Cause it's a high school course and I like arguing cause I'm always right) and we do this thing called interpretations which is like a ten minute play. So my partner, who's name is Jada, and I were doing the first episode of "Phineas and Ferb" and this is how one scene goes:

Candace: I'm in charge right? You told them I'm in charge?

Linda (The mother): Relax Candace, nobody has to be in charge.

Candace: But what if there's an emergency?!

Linda: Like what?

Candance: What if uh.. What if a satellite falls out of orbit and crashes into the house?

Linda: If that happens, you're in charge

Candance: Yes!!

Okay, so nothing special, right?

THEN MY FRIEND NADIA SHOWS ME A PIECE OF PAPER WITH THE WORDS
"Ted Cruz is a Zodiac Killer."

AND I STARTED TO DIE LAUGHING

THEN JADA WAS ALL LIKE

"What if Donald Trump fell out of orbit and crashes into the house?"

AND I SAID

"If that happens, build a wall."

AND EVERYONE DIED LAUGHING.

The End

BAAAAAAAAAAAAI!