Okay so like I like insects and stuff but y'all
I KNEW WHEN I HEARD A SLIGHT BUZZ IN MY ROOM THAT THERE WAS A FUCKING FLY AND IT LANDED NEAR ME AND LET ME TELL YOU THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS HUUUUGE AND IT'S NOT LEAVING MY ROOM SO I AM CURRENTLY SITTING IN MY GRANDPARENT'S ROOM, ARMED WITH A FLYSWATTER AND BUG REPELLENT TRYING TO BE COMFORTABLE. Y'ALL THINK THIS IS A GAME HAHA NO BITCH THIS IS LIFE OR DEATH. I WOULDN'T GIVE A SHIT IF IT WAS A SPIDER BUT I DO NOT I REPEAT DO N O T FUCK WITH FLIES HAHA NO BITCH BYEEE
Update: It is done. The war has concluded. Being forced out of my camp by the enemy, I found somewhere nearby to hideout. From there, I obtained my weapons, snuck back to my once peaceful campsite and attacked with my fellow companion. I caught them off guard and I had crushed their leader. They had nothing without their leader so they fled. I have reclaimed my land. The enemy is no more.
(Long story short, I killed the fucking fly. I actually measured it too (lol petty much?), it was literally 4.5 cm long and I wanted to sCREAM)
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Idk I'm Just Bored
RandomOkayokayokayokay so I had this really weird inkling about some TellTale stuff and it's killing me so yeah. I'll mention TWDG, TWAU, TFTB, and other things so yeah
