My Quotes Collection

Seven

Life can never promise you to be always happy..

But life gets better after you accept things you just can't change.

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Yung tipong gustong gusto mo ng bumitaw sa relasyon nyo dahil nasasaktan ka na..

Pero di mo magawa dahil mahal na mahal mo sya.

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Maybe funny but sweet..

A faithful husband went home drunk..

When he woke up the next day, he saw a letter..

The letter said: 'Hon eat your breakfast. I'll go to the grocery. Iloveyou!'

Due to his confusion, he asked his son, "Why is your mom not angry? I got drunk last night."

The son replied, "She was trying to unbutton your sit and you said 'Stop! I'm married.'"

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If you feel stressed, give yourself a break.

Eat some ice cream, chocolates, candy and cake.

Why?

Because stressed spelled backwards is DESSERTS!

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Karamihan daw sa mga panget, mayayaman.

Tsk! Kaya pala hirap na hirap kami ngayon eh!

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