Tori: Hello and welcome back to Phone calls goes horrible wrong! I have two people by me!
Elisabeth: Hello my lovelies
Tori: Okay and now we have Alois Trancy with us!
Alois: Hello everyone!
Elisabeth: YAAY ALOIS! Now let's get started shall we!
Tori: Yes!
Alois: What are we going to do it?
Elisabeth: don't look at me, its up to Tori on that.
Tori: Well it either going to be Baldroy or Finny.
Alois: WHY AM I HERE?!
Tori: Because. OwO Elisabeth has any idea?
Elisabeth:Well if your talking about who to prank then I would choose Finny.
Tori: Hmm, okay FINNY!
Alois: Why am I here?!
Tori: Cause I will need you! Elisabeth, Alois. I’m going to be acting like Ciel and you two be a kidnappers who want Ciel dead but want money for him.
Alois: WHY CAN’T I BE CIEL?!
Tori: Cause I’m his fiance.
Elisabeth: YAAY, I WILL BE THE BEST EVER KIDNAPPER!
Alois: How can this be a prank if Finny doesn’t understand it?
Tori: Finny will want to save Ciel so he’ll bring us money and we give him this! *Take out a life size doll of Ciel*
Elisabeth: Where did you even find that? Did you look in Alois's closet or something?
Tori: >.> I never tell >.< <.<
Alois: Tori....
Tori: IHADSEBASTIANMAKEMEONETOHAVEFUNWITH!
Alois: O////////////////////O
Elisabeth: O.o....I don't even want to know.
Tori: Good.... Ahem. Back on topic, now here *toss them the phone.* Call Finny.
Alois: *Dial the phone number putting it on speaker* Ready Elisabeth?
Elisabeth: *smirks* but of course.
Finny: Hello?
Tori: *Make voice sounds like Ciel’s* Yes Finny, I been caputer but if Sebastian comes I be dead before he’s even gets here.
Finny: YOUNG MASTER!
Alois: SHUT UP YOU DAMN WHORE! *Kick Tori*
Tori: OW!
Elisabeth: SHUT IT you two!! *makes imaginary gun noises* you bring us money and we give you the brat.
Finny: Where should I meet you guys?
Elisabeth: On the pair at midnight..... Come alone.
Alois: And you better get going. *Pull Tori’s hair*
Tori: OW YOU DAMN FUCKING BITCH!
Elisabeth: I SWEAR I WILL KILL BOTH OF YOU RIGHT NOW IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP!!
Alois: *Hang up phone* So should we go?
Tori: Yes.
Elisabeth: it wouldn't be as fun if we didn't *evil smirks*
Tori: Don’t worry it get fun. *Proof them at the pier*
Alois: *See Finny* Do you got the money?
Tori: *Sound like Ciel still* Finny!
Elisabeth: HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YA TO SHUT UP YOU BRAT!! *kicks Tori*
Tori: OW!
Finny: I coming young mat- TORI ALOIS Elisabeth?! *Glare and pick up a limp post*
Elisabeth: *tackles finny *
Alois: RUN! *Run to Claude*
Tori: BYE! *Ran like hell to the underworld*
Elisabeth SEE YA LATER *waves bye*
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Kuroshitsuji: Prankd call (DISCONTINUED)
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