Tori: Hello my lovely readers of Kuroshitsuji Prank’d Call.
Elisabeth: Welcome back!
Tori: Who are you pranking?
Elisabeth: *smirks* BARDROY!!
Tori: I KNOW THE PRANK!
Elisabeth: REALLY?! WHAT IS IT!?
Tori: We pretend to have an opening in a five star restaurant and we want him to be the cook.
Elisabeth: AWESOME!
Tori: And now who is going to be the one to say that to him?
Elisabeth: ME! CAN I DO IT!? CAN I DO IT!?
Tori: Sure.
Elisabeth: *grabs phone and calls bardroy*
Bardroy: ‘Ello?
Elisabeth: *does french accent* yes, is this Bardroy of the phantomhive residence?
Bardroy: Yes?
Elisabeth: Wonderful! I am Pier and I own a five star restaurant and I have heard many wonderful things about your cooking!
Bardroy: Oh?
Elisabeth: But of course! I would be honored if you would come and cook for my restaurant!
Bardroy: How is the pay and where is it?
Elisabeth: Oh, your also a buisness man I see, I bet you are very popular. My restaurant is an..um...26 B Baker street and we will discuss pay when you get here.
Tori: *Whisper* What are you doing?
Bardroy: Okay.
Elisabeth: Wonderful! see you there! *hangs up* hehehe
Tori: Great, we’re dead once more.....
Elisabeth: oops.....I got really into character hehe
Tori: Come on, let hurry and ran before Bardroy finds out it a lie!
Elisabeth: Good idea *runs to the front door and blocks Bardroy*
Tori: *Began to ran through the back door*
Elisabeth: Hey Bard! Where ya going?
Bardroy: Going to meet a five star restaurant owner
Elisabeth: *tilts head* Why?
Bardroy: Cause.
Elisabeth: *tears up* Cause why? Are you leaving the manor Bard?!
Bardroy: I might be working at five star restaurant
Elisabeth: Don't leave me Bardroy!! *fake cries and hugs him* Your like a brother to me!
Bardroy: I’m just meeting him.
Elisabeth: I know it will seem like that's all that will happen but then you will except and leave me!! Who's gonna help me blow stuff up!!
Bardroy: So I be back.
Elisabeth: No! *grabs a hold of Bards leg*
Bardroy: Why?
Elisabeth: C-cause I know you will take the job!
Bardroy: How
Elisabeth: Its full of fancy people and white table cloths! you'll probably get paid more and you get to blow stuff up and call it food!!
Bardroy: So?
Elisabeth: *cries and storms off* Jerk
Tori: O.O ASS!
Elisabeth: YA *gets gun*
Tori: *Kill Bardroy*
Elisabeth: 0.0 I think its time to go! bye guys!
Tori: Bye.
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Kuroshitsuji: Prankd call (DISCONTINUED)
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