Kuroshitsuji: Prankd call (DISCONTINUED)

Prank Call: Smile (Ciel)

Tori: HELLO! Now we have another awesome writer, with Elisabeth! Say hello Harley!

Harley: Hey peoples.

Elisabeth: Don't forget me!

Tori: Everyone knows who you are dumbass.

Elisabeth: I know, I'm not stupid.

Harley: Yes you are.

Elisabeth: SHUT UP!  *mumbles: everyone is being a bit bitchy today.*

Tori:Well I thought about pranking Ciel once again. But this time we could call him by his Noah's Ark Circus name. *Glare at Elizabeth* I am not being bitchy, I was just stating a fact.

Elisabeth: *holds up hands in defense* Well you called me a dumbass.

Harley: Sounds good. Lets do this prank.

Tori: Okay we need name for Noah’s Ark. I be Mommy! Elisabeth you be... Um. Jokie! And Harley.... You be Sunshine! I give people random names so just bare with it,

Elisabeth: HEHEHE HARLEY BEING SUNSHINE HEHEH!!

Harley: Shut up Jokie!

Elisabeth: 0.0.....I actually don't mind the name.

Tori: Well CIel’s Noah’s Ark name is Smile. We ALL know Ciel doesn’t smile. So yeah.

Harley: Lets just get this thing going.

Tori: Okay let see that actual prank. *Look at list and facepalm seeing there no prank for Ciel* Um...... Don’t hate me......

Elisabeth: I could never hate you!! *hugs*

Harley: Crud......there is no prank for him is there.

Tori: ....... No........ So like with Mey-rin, WING IT!

Elisabeth: Fair enough!

Tori: Okay so let call! *Dial Ciel’s number* Who first?

Elisabeth: HARLEY!

Harley: fine.....hand me the phone.

Tori: Now just act like you full of Sunshine! *Hand her the phone*

Elisabeth: *snickers* Good luck.

Harley: Shut up dumbass. *does cheerful voice and talks in phone* Hello, is this The Phantomhive residence!?

Ciel: Is this is Elizabeth?

Elisabeth: *tries not to laugh*

Harley: *glares at Elisabeth* NO SILLY, THIS IS SUNSHINE!

Ciel: Who the hell is Sunshine!?! *Glare at phone*

Harley: I THOUGHT THAT YOU WOULD KNOW ME SMILE! OH WELL, WANNA TALK TO MOMMY?

Ciel: *Facepalm* WHat do the Noah's Ark want with me now?!

Tori: *Take the phone and place it on Speaker and put on a motherly voice* Smile, Me, Sunshine, and Jokie are new to the Ark and wanted to have a little performance with you!

Ciel: NO!

Tori: Oh come on now, you still need to be in this Ark Smile.

Elisabeth: *does silly voice* YA, COME ON SMILE!

Tori: Don’t make me get Tori to get you there.

Ciel: No, I don’t care what Tori thinks.

Harley and Elisabeth: OH NO, LOOKS LIKE SMILE IS GRUMPY TODAY!

Tori: *Noms pon some pickle with crackers* Yes indeed he is! Should we test my theory if Tori can get him to performance with us?

Elisabeth: I BET SHE CAN!

Harley: OH YES!

Ciel: No she can’t!

Tori: Oh let see. *Use her normal voice* Ciel! You need to performance with these nice people!

Ciel: NO! YOU CAN’T MAKE ME!

Tori: WHIAAAAAAA! No need to yell Ciel! *Emo corner and threw the phone* NO BABY FOR YOU CIEL!

Cel: *Sighed then glare at the phone* What the hell?

Tori: NO BABY FOR YOU!

Elisabeth: YOU'RE IN TROUBLE SMILE HAHAHA!!

Harley: OH NO, THIS ISN'T GOOD!

Cie: What are you guys talking about?!

Tori: No Performance no baby!

Elisabeth: YOU DO WANT A BABY WON'T YOU SMILE?!

Ciel: Yes. *Sighs* Fine, where do you want to meet?

Tori: *Use motherly voice again* Good, now we want you to meet.... *Give address*

Ciel: Alright. *Hung up*

Tori: Ready to make this more funnier? *Evil smirk*

Elisabeth and Harley: *smirks* of course!

Tori: Okay, here we go! *Proof to the address.* Let wait for Ciel.

Elisabeth: ok!

Harley: Hey Elisabeth, stand against that wall. *smirks*

Elisabeth: ok *stands against wall*

Harley: Perfect! *throws knives and pins Elisabeth to the wall*

Elisabeth: HEY!

Tori: Hey what Harley?

Ciel: *Gets to the address* Hello? Jokie, Mommy, Sunshine?!

Tori: Harley remove Elisabeth from the damn wall!

Harley: Awe ok. *removes the knives*

Elisabeth: hmph

Ciel: Hear the noise and walk to it and crossed his arms* Hello?!

Harley: *throws knife and lets it land beside Ciel* *does happy voice* HELLO SMILE!

Ciel: Drop the damn act now! Where the hell is Tori?

Tori: *Hides behind a wall*

Harley: What makes you think we have her? *smirks*

Ciel: I heard her voice now where is she?!

Elisabeth: She ran that way *points in opposite direction of Tori*

Ciel: Sure, now where is she?

Elisabeth: *tries to change subject* Have you met my friend? Say hi Harley.

Harley: Hey Dude.

Ciel: Yeah hey. Now where is she?

Tori: *Sighs and come out with a shotgun* Hello darling.

Ciel: Do you actually believe that can stop to your demon fiance?

Harley: Do you honestly believe that we will let you hurt her *holds up knife*

Elisabeth:......Isn't that my gun?

Tori: Maaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyybeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee............

Ciel: Why would I hurt my fiance? But that doesn’t mean it stop me from having Sebastian tried make her wear a pink dress. *Smirk*

Tori: *Shot Ciel and started to ran away from Ciel who now have pink tinted eyes* GAAHHHHH! BYE! *Keep running away*

Harley: *pins Ciel to the ground with knifes* See ya later

Elisabeth: *draws mustache on Ciel* BYE!