We all ran as fast as we possibly could.
Once we got far away, i devised a plan with them to run back to my house, but Aysia said it would be best if we went somewhere else, since they are most likely looking for us there.
So bry suggested we run to Zane's house. Zane is some weirdo kid who likes Taylor Swift, Connor Franta, and basically all internet.
His favorite activity is writing himself into his own stories.
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So we got there, and when we bursted into his room, he was busy writing some stupid book on Wattpad. I think it was "Juke" or something stupid.
Anyways, so we basically hid under his bed and petted his cat as the storm raged on.
Zane said something stupid to us, like always, but I couldn't really hear it. "Whatchya say?"
I said.
"There's about to be a swat team of precisely 24 members, and they will arrest your mom, since they think she may be hiding you."
Suddenly, my phone buzzed and it said: "Hey honey! Um... So I'm getting arrested by a swat team since they think I'm hiding you since I refused to let them in. Resisting an officer is a crime I guess. Anyways... All 24 of them are pretty cool." - received just now.
I froze.
"Wait Zane... How did you know that?"
Bryonna asked.
"Well. You guys, or sorry, GIRLS won't believe this, but I discovered something amazing...
YOU ARE READING
3UKE
Humorjuke is almost over! The fan fiction that captured hardly any hearts of this great nation is coming to a STUPID conclusion!
