"It's amazing! This typewriter can predict the future!" He said.
"Wut." I said.
"Yeah! See right now it just typed that Luke Korns is about to interrupt a newscast!"
We turned on the news and started watching to see if it would happen.
"Good afternoon and welcome to your afternoon news at 2! I'm your anchor Stew Pid, and today, a-"
The anchor was cut off.
"HELP!!! JESSIE, BRYONNA, AND AYSIA ARE FREE!" Yelled Luke into the microphone.
"SECURITY." Yelled the anchor.
"NO!!!!! DON'T LET THEM GET AWAY WITH IT! GET THEM! GET THEM!"
He screamed as security pulled them away."Wow."
Said Bryonna.
"Zane you were right."
Said Aysia.
"Yep."
He said.
"Now. HOW are we gonna keep you guys hidden till this all blows over."
He said with a voice that indicated he already had an idea.
"I don't know. Do you have an idea Zane?" I said.
"Well... Depends. Will you help me."
He said.
"Sure. What is it?"
I said.
"I want passes to a certain event where I could meet a certain person named Connor Franta."
He said.
"Well we keep on stole some passes to digitour a few weeks back when we were at Luke's house."
Bryonna said.
"Wait I thought we used those to get nash and Ariana!"
Said Aysia.
"NOOOOOO! Those were for vidcon."
I said.
(Guys idk if Connor is really on digitour, I've never been able to wrap my head around the whole thing so whatever.)
"Here's the tickets."
I said, handing him the tickets.
"Great! Now. There's a place up in North Carolina where you can stay. It's my grandparent's mountain house. They wouldn't suspect you to be up there at all."
He said.
"That's a bit far Zane."
I said.
"Well I think you could do it."
He said.
"Fine."
I said.
He gave us the mountain house keys and we stole someone's car and began driving.
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