Aries//this ain't a scene it's an arms race
Taurus//just one yesterday
Gemini//save rock and roooooolllllllllllll
Cancer//Thnks fr th mms
Leo//what a catch, donnie
Virgo//where is your boy/grand theft autumn
Libra//sugar we're going down
Scorpio//America's suiteharts
Sagittarius//headfirst slide into cooperstown on a bad bet ("dude, do you want a million followers on twitter?")
Capricorn//uma thurman
Aquarius//the take over the breaks over
Pices//dance, dance