Big Dipper AU

Chapter 6:First Date Problems

A/N: Wow, with a title like that, we need to get this chapter started.

It has been over a year since Mabel moved in with Dipper and Pacifica, since then Dipper graduated from college early and Mabel officially became a teenager, something Dipper isn't ready to see his baby sister go through.

Mabel walks in after a long and boring day at school to see Pacifica siting on the couch listening to The Beatles on her Bluetooth speaker.

"Hey Mabel how was school?" Pacifica asked.

"Boring as usual, where's Dipper?" Mabel asked.

"Working at the Mystery Shack," said Pacifica.

Mabel just listens to the music with a blank expression on her face.

"Anything bothering you?" Pacifica asked.

"Pacifica, have you ever been asked by a cute guy before?" Mabel asked.

"Yeah why else would I be with your brother," said Pacifica, "besides the way he showed I don't have to be like my parents, who basically controlled me until I graduated high school."

"Did they really?" Mabel asked.

Pacifica pulls at her hair.

"They made me blonde," said Pacifica, "I'm really a Auburn Brown, like Emma Stone, but they bleached it since I was 7."

"Jeez, no wonder you like my brother," said Mabel.

"But beside all I just said, why you ask, did a guy asked you out at school?" Pacifica asked.

"Well, he is the cute guy in my English class and he recently asked me out to see Inside Out at the movie theatre," said Mabel, "But I don't know if I want to go or not."

"I say go for it," said Pacifica.

"Really, I'm little nervous this would be my first date," said Mabel.

"Everyone is like that on their first date," said Pacifica, "Even boys are anxious before their first date."

"Well you got a point I remembered had his first date back when he was 13 and I was 5," said Mabel, "He apparently sweated into his soup."

"Better than our first date, some idiot with a Hummer kept on merging without looking," said Pacifica.

(The video below will explain it all)

A few days later Mabel was in her room get ready for her date. Although she sorta expected this, Dipper was on fits about his little sister dating, must be the dad in him or something.

Dipper knocks on her door.

"You can come in bro-bro," said Mabel.

Dipper walks into the room to see Mabel wearing just a orange sweater and a pair of leggings, which oddly enough made Dipper calm down.

"Look Mabel I want to apologize about how I was the past week," said Dipper, "It just your my baby sister and I don't want you to get hurt. I mean mom and dad trust me to help raise you for the last years of your childhood."

"It's okay Dipper," said Mabel, "I know your still getting used to this whole parenting idea that the thought of me dating is stressing you out."

"How do you know what I'm going through?" Dipper asked.

"Home economics class," said Mabel, "By the way if you here baby crying next week, you now know why."

"Thanks for the warning by the way," said Dipper.

"No problem," said Mabel.

"By there's more to why I'm freaking out," said Dipper, "It just your already going through puberty, for crying out loud you screamed when you had your "First Flow" you thought you were dying."

"Please don't remind me, it's bad enough I had to go bra shopping with Grunkle Stan," said Mabel, "And he was more embarrassed than I was.

"Hey me and Pacifica were both busy that day," said Dipper.

"Whatever it was not like how health class put it," said Mabel.

"Sorry I just know that dating and puberty mixes putting expired mayonnaise on an freezer burn veggie burger," said Dipper, "That made me glad Pacifica got over her weird vegetarian cooking phase."

"Don't remind me I still have nightmares of her tofu casserole," said Mabel.

They both shiver in disgust.

"But what about puberty and dating?" Mabel asked.

"Well boys have urges they know they can't control because their hormones play with their bodies like a video game," said Dipper.

"So basically your saying yo don't want me to get hurt," said Mabel.

"Exactly," said Dipper.

Mabel gives Dipper a hug.

"Don't worry Dipper, I'll make sure he doesn't try anything stupid," said Mabel.

"Pinky Promise?" Dipper asked.

Dipper and Mabel pinky promise.

45 minutes later Mabel's left for her date.

"Alright remember to call me when your date is done," said Mabel.

"Okay Dipper," said Mabel.

About 3 hours later Mabel's date was over, Dipper picked her up at the restaurant they went to after the movie. Mabel got into the Dipper's car with her arms crossed.

"So how'd it go?" Dipper asked.

"Horrible, he made me pay for everything," said Mabel.

"Oh hell no, forgive me for swearing," said Dipper, "He broke one of the many rules of the dating code, never let the girl pay for anything. Going Dutch is something you shouldn't do ever."

Mabel just sighs.

"Hey if it makes you feel any better look at what is happening to his dad's acre," said Dipper pointing outside.

A tow truck was taking away an old Buick car.

"Aw come on I was gone for five minutes," said the guy.

"Dad your embarrassing me," said the boy.

Mabel looks at Dipper with a smile.

"Permission to swear just this one time?" Mabel asked.

"Permission granted," said Dipper.

Mabel rolls her window down.

"THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR MAKING ME PAY FOR EVERYTHING YOU CHEAP BASTARD," Mabel yelled out the window.

Their car drives off.

A/N: Hope you enjoyed this chapter. I wanted to throw a twist at the end. I'll see you guys later.