Poems

The Yard Sale

Hello! Hello! I am the merchant from the east

I'm selling a ton of things and you'll think this is a feast!

Now I hope this commotion should cease

Because I'm selling and I hope my profit would increase!

Here are baby toys that are never used

There are different kinds so just choose!

You could take this one for free, I have nothing to lose

And let me sit back and drink some booze

Now, uh... do you want to look like from the military!

Because these costumes won't make you look ordinary

With realistic stains and holes, what a sight to see

And impress your friends and say, look what I can be!

Now that is done, I'm selling other clothes too

And you want this rocking chair? I'll sell this for you!

I'll have this whole wardrobe, so pick a clothing or two

Buy one take two, a discount out of the blue

Now the day is done, I got a lot of paper

Time to buy more drinks, so see yah later!