If any of you don't understand, this is about Feanor, Finarfin, Fingolfin, and a bunch of other names I can't remember. Feanor made three jewels out of the light of the Valar tree (the tree was killed by Morgoth and no other light like it existed except for the light of the three jewels). These jewels are called the Silmarils, and Feanor took great pride in them. One day, Morgoth stole them to keep them as his own, and of course, Feanor wanted them back. He also managed to convince pretty much the entire race of elves to leave the Undying Lands with him despite warnings from the Valar that they wouldn't be able to return. So they go to Middle Earth on this huge journey to get the Silmarils back. A bunch of people die and they can't retrieve even one Silmaril until thousands of years later when this one dude stole a Silmaril from Morgoth's crown. At this point, Feanor is dead....sucks for him. There's your little Middle Earth history lesson! Sorry if I didn't get it all right. It's been awhile since I've read the Silmarillion. And by this point the meme has lost any kind of humor it could've ever had in the first place, but cool story....What light in yonder window breaks? It is the East and Gimley is the sun!
O Legolas! Legolas! Where for art thou Legolas! Deny thy father and refuse thy name!