Everyone: *stays in the ruins*
Sans: That reminds me of the time my friend's bakery burned down. His business is toast.
Me: Well, you bread-er help him out with his business!
Toriel: We are, we're gonna cut down some pas-tries (trees) to help them rebuild it!
Me: I've got a filling (feeling) you don't have a permit for that!

YOU ARE READING
Undertale Puns (In Form Of Conversation With Me)
RandomI'm in this so... Yeah. There are puns I made up or heard. Enjoy.