The Randomest iCarly qoutes ever

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I'm gonna go get some cheese so I can play while eating cheese! Spencer

I don't know if you people have tried a Fat Shake yet, but I have and its like suckin' heaven through a straw. - Sam

Freddie's just such a dork that it makes me emotional sometimes. - Sam

We're taking turns. If we ever get lost in Japan again, I'm carrying you guys. - Sam

Nice! First they insult my art, then they call me dead! Which incidentally I'm not! - Spencer

Now let's build a teenage girl's bedroom so fantastic, it will make all the other teenage girls cry! - Spencer

Its cute and geeky at the same time. Its cukey! - Carly

Whats the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can roast beef, but you cant pea soup! Spencer

Where's my hot glue gun?! I can't work with cold glue! Spencer

Hey, do you know if you got any tartar sauce for these fish sticks? fine, I'll use the beef mustard. Sam

My mom thinks I'll choke on fruit, so she pounds it with a mallet... - Freddie

Marvin bit my pants... - Spencer

When I was a kid at sleepaway camp, my friends tricked me into thinking it was naked day. You ever play dodgeball naked? - Spencer

I think we know the results of the sound check. Did it sound horrible? Check! - Sam

I said I wanted to be girlier, not a fruit cocktail. - Sam

Does this dress make me look too... saucy? - Carly

They've created a new number! So now it goes: one two three four five *derf* six seven! - Carly

What kind of restaurant doesn't have soup? I thought this was America! Gibby's Grandfather

You will beg for mercy, when I own you in the FACE! Spencer

It's true, Carly and Freddie are deeply in love Oh, c'mon! This is fun! Sam

No, you dont squirt waffles! - Freddie

It's weird, this pizza tastes like shoe bottom. -Spencer

No worries, I like hitting ladies with pineapples. Sam

I used a leave-in conditioner. They have that now. - Gibby

This is like one of my family reunions. Except most of these people are wearing shoes. Sam

It's Freddie's fault! When you see prisoners escaping, you don't announce that you're gonna call the cops! Carly

My Aunt Maggie's boobs look more real than that. And they're ridiculous. Sam

We promised each other we'd never speak of it again. Oh man, I've been speaking of it again! Freddie

It just gets us all whipped up. You see me all whipped up now?! IT'S 'CAUSE YOU TOLD ME TO CALM DOWN!" - Carly