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I'm gonna go get some cheese so I can play while eating cheese! Spencer
I don't know if you people have tried a Fat Shake yet, but I have and its like suckin' heaven through a straw. - Sam
Freddie's just such a dork that it makes me emotional sometimes. - Sam
We're taking turns. If we ever get lost in Japan again, I'm carrying you guys. - Sam
Nice! First they insult my art, then they call me dead! Which incidentally I'm not! - Spencer
Now let's build a teenage girl's bedroom so fantastic, it will make all the other teenage girls cry! - Spencer
Its cute and geeky at the same time. Its cukey! - Carly
Whats the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can roast beef, but you cant pea soup! Spencer
Where's my hot glue gun?! I can't work with cold glue! Spencer
Hey, do you know if you got any tartar sauce for these fish sticks? fine, I'll use the beef mustard. Sam
My mom thinks I'll choke on fruit, so she pounds it with a mallet... - Freddie
Marvin bit my pants... - Spencer
When I was a kid at sleepaway camp, my friends tricked me into thinking it was naked day. You ever play dodgeball naked? - Spencer
I think we know the results of the sound check. Did it sound horrible? Check! - Sam
I said I wanted to be girlier, not a fruit cocktail. - Sam
Does this dress make me look too... saucy? - Carly
They've created a new number! So now it goes: one two three four five *derf* six seven! - Carly
What kind of restaurant doesn't have soup? I thought this was America! Gibby's Grandfather
You will beg for mercy, when I own you in the FACE! Spencer
It's true, Carly and Freddie are deeply in love Oh, c'mon! This is fun! Sam
No, you dont squirt waffles! - Freddie
It's weird, this pizza tastes like shoe bottom. -Spencer
No worries, I like hitting ladies with pineapples. Sam
I used a leave-in conditioner. They have that now. - Gibby
This is like one of my family reunions. Except most of these people are wearing shoes. Sam
It's Freddie's fault! When you see prisoners escaping, you don't announce that you're gonna call the cops! Carly
My Aunt Maggie's boobs look more real than that. And they're ridiculous. Sam
We promised each other we'd never speak of it again. Oh man, I've been speaking of it again! Freddie
It just gets us all whipped up. You see me all whipped up now?! IT'S 'CAUSE YOU TOLD ME TO CALM DOWN!" - Carly
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The Randomest iCarly qoutes ever
HumoriCarly has been on for a few years. And within each seasons there is someting randomly said. They are hilarious. Well here's a few :)