1. "I'll go get my boobs!" - Spencer in Ilmm
2. "Last night I slept with my socks on?" "So?" "Just my socks."-Freddie and Sam in iHL
3. After Freddie asks, "On what planet is there squirtable fruit?" Spencer: "A planet I wanna live on!" ( Spencer in iPageant)
4. Carly: No more panties on the stairs! Sam: AHH, don't like that word! Spencer: Well too bad! Stairs, stairs, stairs! Carly: She meant panties Spencer: Now I'm embarrassed
5. "Some nerd named Robbie Shapiro who looks a lot like Andy Samberg, which doesn't matter but I thought I'd point it out." Sam "Where's this going?" Freddie "Never interrupt me." iPWV Ext.
6. Gibby: GIBBAY!!
7. "Happy Birthday, I hate you. Hate, Sam!" - Freddie (iOMG)
8. "When tempetures get high, the elderly will start to die!" - Mrs.Benson in iBTH
9. Spencer: Hey, you guys, Which one of these shirts do you think I should wear tomorrow? Carly: To where? Spencer: Prison. Freddie: Prison? Carly: Oh my God, what did you download? Spencer: [laughs] Nothing! [thinks for a second] Yeah, nothing.
10. It didn't even taste like chicken! (Spencer in iHC)
11. "Carly...they're not wrestling."-Freddie in iBIBF
12. Spencer: I may be an idiot, but im not stupid - #iDate a Bad Boy
13. "You're grounded for...till college!"- Spencer in iDABB
14. Mrs. Benspn: Wet and sticky is very icky! Sticky and wet makes mommy upset!" Spencer: "I... I don't know how to respond to that..." (iHurt Lewbert)
15. "Oh come on, having a miserable life isn't all that bad. Sometimes my mother laughs." - Sam in iHALST
16. "Haha, look! His arm came off! Haha, yeah! Why don't you stay for dinner and RIP MY HEART OUT!" (Jonah and Spencer in iHSB)
17. Why? Is Santa Clause here to tell me I'm ugly and have no friends? (Spencer in iHA)
18. Spencer (iPie): Don't say, "Pie for breakfast?" Say, "PIE FOR BREAKFAST!"
19. "Carly, you're like my best friend." "Your best friend that you hate!" -Freddie and Carly, iFence
20. Male Patient(in iLMM): You let um do iCarly here or ill tell everyone ur secret. Secerity Guard: What secret? Male Patient: You Know!
21. Guppy: happy birthday from i phycho
22. "A haberdashery is a men's retail shop that sells men's accessories such as wallets, hats, buttons, belts, ribbons, and zippers!" - Nevel in iGAAC
23. "She wants you to hurt me with butter?" -Tori in iPWV
24. "On what planet is there squirtable fruit?" -Freddie in iWAPG
25. "What's iCarly?"-Pam in iSM
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The Randomest iCarly qoutes ever
HumoriCarly has been on for a few years. And within each seasons there is someting randomly said. They are hilarious. Well here's a few :)
