Ask and Dare Graybat

First Date

Pixie: I love being able to go anywhere in Graybat time.......oh hello there! I was just saying how much I love being able to time travel. Speaking of time travel, I am currently watching little (and by 'little' I mean early teen) Dick and Babs on their first date! BTW this means thinking!

*At an Italian restaurant*

Babs: I could literally eat this garlic bread forever.

Dick: Um yeah. It's *voice crack* really good. Dear god, kill me now. Did my voice really just crack? I'm such an idiot!

Babs: Dick, are you okay? You seem super nervous.

Dick: Yeah Babs I'm fine.

Babs: *Takes Dick's hand* There is no need to be nervous. It's just me, okay?

Dick: Okay. Why is she so perfect?

Babs: I wish he would just be my moral boy wonder. Wait did I just say "my"?!

Waiter: Dinner is served. *Gives Dick and Babs their Pizza*

Dick: Let's eat

~Eating and Conversation that I am too lazy to write. Don't worry nothing overly cute or important happend in this time~

Dick: And than I said 'Holy Strawberries, Batman! We're in a jam!"

Babs: You were the corney-est eight year old ever.

Dick: Yeah I know, it's a gift.

*Both luagh*

Dick: So, are you done?

Babs: Yep. I'm super stuffed. Couldn't eat anthor bite.

Dick: That's a shame because I was wondering if you wanted to go to Mrs. Maggie's Ice Cream Parlor.

Babs: When I said I couldn't eat anthor bite, I meant anthor bite of pizza. Ice cream is a whole other story.

Dick: *puts our arm in a very gentleman like manor* Ice cream, my lady.

Babs: *giggles* You are such a dork.

~At Mrs. Maggie's~

Babs: One large brownie Sunday please, two spoons.

Ice Cream Person: That will be $9.65.

*Babs pulls out wallet*

Dick: Babs, I'll pay.

Babs: No it's fine, you payed for dinner.

Dick: The guy always pays on the fist date!

Babs: Richard!

Dick: Barbara!

Ice cream person: Could someone just pay?

*Babs gives guy a $10 bill*

Dick: You couldn't let me be nice, could you?

Babs: Dick, this is our first date but you don't have to be a "perfect gentleman" You are my best friend before anything, that will never change.

Dick: Your right, I'm really sorry if I was being insane.

Babs: It's all in the past- our ice cream is coming!

Dick: It looks SOOOOO good!

Babs: I know!

Dick: *Picks up spoon* That big piece of brownie is mine.

Babs: *Picks up spoon* Not if I get it first!

*Both fight/eat the ice cream*

Babs: That brownie was mine!

Dick: That why is it in MY mouth.

Babs: I am so going to rip your fac-

Alferd: Good evening young Master and Mistress.

Dick and Babs: Alferd!

Alferd: It is time for me to take Mistress Barbara home.

Babs: Could we just stay a little longer, Alferd?

Alferd: I'm sorry Mistress Barbara but your father was very strict about what time you should be home.

Babs: Okay........

Alferd: Let's go to the car.

*in the car*

*Dick and Babs are holding hands*

*Alferd is watching them and smiling*

Alferd: We are here.

Dick: Could I walk Babs in?

Alferd: I suppose, but be quick

*outside of Barbara's apartment*

Dick: Bye Babs.

Babs: bye Dick.

*Barbara kisses Dick*

Babs: I love you Boy Wonder.

*Dick makes unintelligent noise*

*Barbara giggles and goes in her apartment*

Pixie: YOU GUYS ARE SOOOOO CUTE!

Dick: WHERE THE HELL DID YOU COME FROM?!

Pixie: I'm everywhere. You guys are SOOO hurting my feels right now with your cuteness.

Dick: I'm sorry?

Pixie: It's fine, I'll (never) get over it. Anywho, please vote, comment, and stay whelmed!

*Dick is staring at Barbara's Door*

Pixie: BOTH OF YOU ARE TOO PRECIOUS FOR THIS WORLD!!! *hugs Dick tightly*

Dick: Can't breath.....