When BlackCadenza doesn't have any Asks or Dares

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Me: *Stares at my tablet*

Jeff and Vincent: What's up?? Haven't had any Asks or Dares???

Me: Yes.........

Jeff: Well, I haven't seen Sally...

Me: Oh yessss!!! WTF I haven't remembered Sally!!!

Sally: Hi guys!!!! *Jumps out of portal*

Me: *Falls down from the chair* Holy Cr*p Sally you startled me!!

Sally: Sowwy....

Jeff and Vincent: *Laughs*

Me: *Growls* It's okay Sally, now guys you can Ask/Dare Sally now!!!!

Sally: Yaaaaaaaaaaayyy!!!!!

Vincent: *Flips BlackCadenza's chair*

Me: *Falls* Owww!!! WTF VINCENT COME BACK HERE!!

Vincent: *Runs*

Me: *Eyes turns pure black with black inks that are dripping*

Jeff: OH GAWD WTF!!! *Runs*

Sally: Uhm... *Slowly going outside of the room*

Me: *Teleports everyone to me and locks the door*

Everyone: How did yo-

Me: AUTHORS POWERS YOU F*CKERS!!!

Slenderman: Don't swear chil-

Me: DON'T YOU DARE CALL ME CHILD!!! CAUSE I AM ALREADY 16!!!!!

Slenderman: Plz calm dow-

Me: WHY WOULD I CALM THE F*CK DOWN??? NO ASKS, NO DARES, YOU CALL ME A F*CKING CHILD!!!!

Slenderman: BlackCadenza I know you're the princess of the Creepypasta Mansion, but I can't tolerate you're behavior.

Everyone except me and Slendy: YOU'RE THE PRINCESS!!??

Mike: That explains why you're always wearing a crown...

Me: SHUT THE F*CK UP MIKE!! U DON'T CARE!

Mike: -_-

Slenderman: Now, you're swearing again. Sorry but I gotta Ground-

Me: OHOHOHO NO!!! U CAN'T MAKE ME GROUNDED.. YOU'RE JUST A LEADER, I'M A PRINCESS...

Slenderman: But-

Me: I DON'T WANNA DO THIS BUT.... *Pulls out my Big Sword* I THINK I AM GONNA DO THIS HURT THINGY...

Vincent: *Come close to BlackCadenza*

Me: BACK AWAY YOU PURPLE GRAPE.... OR ELSE I'LL SHOVE MY BIG SWORD DOWN UR THROAT!

Vincent: That doesn't scare me... -_-

Me: OR I'LL EAT UR TOAST AND SHOVE A NEEDLE DOWN UR THROAT INSTEAD!

Vincent: NUUUUUUUUU!!!! NOT MY BABY TOAST!!! AND NO!!!! NOT A CHANCE!!

Me: Then back away Purple Grape... *Becomes insane and chases Slenderman*

Slenderman: Oh no..... *Starts backing up and runs away*

Me: Hehhehehehehehehhehe.... *chases him*

Everyone: O-O

Jeff: End this now, shy boy..

Jeremy: O-okay... B-bye g-guys a-and d-don't f-forget to l-leave s-some A-asks a-and D-dares *whispers* s-so B-BlackCadenza w-won't g-get i-insane a-a-and t-this w-won't h-happen a-again... B-bye..

Everyone except me: Bye!!

Me: GET BACK HERE SLENDERP!!

Slenderman: *Gulps*

Everyone except me and Slenderp: *Giggles*





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