Shippy Trash Ask/Dare

THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS

Ok, my Puterodactyl Bros, hotpinkgirl22 asks Mettaton how they feel about Mettaton x Sans.

Mettaton: This is a thing? Seriously?

Sans: I know, I'm irresistible.

Mettaton: I WILL CUT YOU.

Sans: Go ahead, we're shipped.

*Nappy Fresh in background*
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Mettaton: *throws lamp, gathering more random objects to throw*