Shippy Trash Ask/Dare

IT'S THE PAPYRU SHOW

Papyrus: "HELLO HUMANS! I HAVE GOTTEN SO MANY ASKS AND DARES, TODAY WILL BE MY PORTION! NYEH HEH HEH!"

*makes spaghetti*

Papyrus: "OK I JU-... WHERE'S THE SAUCE?" *searches* "WHERE THE FLOOP A POOPING DOOPING IS THE SAUCE? THE SAUCE?!
THE SAAAAAAAUUUUUCE!"

*finds sauce*

Papyrus: "OH WOOPS. OK! THE SPAGHETTI IS DONE! NOW WE CAN EAT-" *reads second dare* AW? I CAN'T EAT IT?"

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*sweating*

Papyrus: "FOOK THIS SHIG" *eats all of it* "NOW, WHAT'S THE NEXT DARE?"

*title card reads "Tell some jokes*

Papyrus: "CLAMMIT. ALRIGHT, UM, WHO IS THE MOST FAMOUS SKELETON? SHERLOCK BONES!"

*Onionsan plays BADUM SHH*

"WHAT HAPPENS WHEN A SKELETON EATS YOGURT? I SCREAM."

*BADUM SHH*

"HOW DID THE SKELETON KNOW IT WAS GOING TO RAIN?"

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"HE CHECKED THE NEWS YOU DUMBOSS"