Shippy Trash Ask/Dare

25 WAYS TO BE A JERK

1. Stare sarcastically at a person when they ask you anything.

2. If they say something mild like "stupid", reply with "WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE."

3. When you meet someone and they tell you their name, say "Prove it."

4. Constantly make overused references.

5. On a road trip, play 10 of the same song over and over again, then play a different song. Then go back to 10 more of the first song. XD

6. Use an Arnold accent for the whole day.

7. Whenever you go to the bathroom, yell "EWWW THERE'S A BUG!"

8. Whenever someone has friends over, sprinkle water over their bed and leave a note that says "Dear Mom I wet the bed can you change the sheets again thanks love you <3"

9. Tell bad stuff about food. "That stuff is made of dead kittens."

10. Walk up to them from behind and whisper in their ear and caress their shoulder. "Let's get dirty~"

11. Text people "K" after a really long text.

12. Put honey on their doorknob.

13. If they put a tooth under their pillow, take it and put an I.O.U.

14. Play an instrument very badly even though you can play it well.

15. When they get close to you, forcefully spit everywhere in a brief flash of death.

16. At school, tell the substitute you're blind.

17. Call a pizza place, then ask for a number to a different pizza place.

18. Whenever someone is working on a project, knock it down and yell "JENGA!"

19. Make an annoying noise triggered by a common word, like and. "Me and-" then yell "NYEHHHHH!"

20. Go to a drive thru and whisper "And the pickles... and the pickles..." into the voice box.

21. Read the newspaper out loud in public and misprounounce simple words.

22. When someone steps on the elevator, press all the buttons and step off.

23. On a plane, press the help button and ask for candy and balloons and flowers and etc.

24. At a restaurant, act like a judge on Chopped. "Your dish is very lacking in texture, and pitifully seasoned."

25. Do one of these and say "It's just a prank, bro."

Oh, and shout outs to @SunniGamerX and @pokederp for solving the riddle!