Aot Pick up Lines

Izaya *durarara*

Are you izaya? Because I'm going to need info on your phone number.

I have a knife and a dick. One of them is going inside of you.

Why don't you slip into something more comfortable...like a coma.

Your shirt has to go...but you can stay.

What's the difference between a knife and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my pocket.  

If I show you my rook, will you be my queen? ;)

Nice pants. Can I test the zipper?

I want someone to look at me the way I look at fatty tuna.

Please stop looking so attractive, I'm trying to stop liking you.

I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole.

Out of all the humans I've observed, you're my favourite.

Kida: Want to do math? Well, let's add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs, and hopefully not multiply.