So have you ever felt like you loved someone and then it turns out you can't date them because of some lame excuse.
Example)
1. My parents say I can't date until high school,
Me: but... We're in high school?2. Sorry I'm a lesbian
Me: You said you were bisexual? And you had a boyfriend last week who broke up with you?3. I'm saving myself for marriage
Me: You just bragged about having sex with other guys?4. I'm not a lesbian
Me: 🙃 I fucking quite. *Jumps out window*