Girl: Why are you so depressing? Do you like just making people feel bad for you? Do you get a laugh out of making everyone pity you? Why-
Gwen: Hold the Fuck a minute. *Walks off*
Girl: ...
Gwen: *Comes back*
Girl: Where did you go?
Gwen: *Holds a tiny plush of me* TELL ME THIS ISN'T CUTE ?!?!
Fangirls: Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh *Screams*
Girl: Eww what a gross loser. Why'd you put cat ears on him?
Me: Please... Shoot me.
Gwen: Isn't he adorable!
Me: *Screams internally*
Girl: Yea I guess he is cute. *Hugs tight*
Me: -_- Why me???? Whyyyyyyyyyy meeeeee?????
